Pick The Month You Were Born In:
1(Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb) - i kissed
3 (Mar)- i shot
4 (Apr) - i robbed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June) - I ran shirtless with
7 (July) -I ran naked with
8 (Aug) - I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) - I killed
12 (Dec) - I hugged
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01 - a rock star
02 - my ex boyfriend/girlfriend
03 - a *****!
04 - a mexican
05 - with the trojan man
06 -the one that i love
07 - a hobo
08 - a whore
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a gangsta
11 - a toothbrush
12 - my "boo"
13-crack head
14-my boyfriend
15-a condom
16 - a hottie
17 - my cookie monster
18 - Barack Obama
19 - Your dad
20 - an Easter egg
21 - a spatula
22 - a hobo
23 - my crush
24 - Barney the Dinosaur!
25 - a teletubby
26 - a bag of poop
27 - a mop
28 - A sexy Boy
29 - my hoe
30 - a bag of weed
31- yo momma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because im sexy like that
Black - because i love weed
Pink - because i still love cheese
Turquoise-because i like to snort cocaine
Brown-because i like shoelaces
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Purple - because I;m gay
Grey - because the gummy bears would rape me
Other - because Im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i am a mexican
Red- because I am crazy like that
Blue - because im good in bed
Tye dye- because Im a ******** scuba diver
yellow-because i have AMAZING boobs
None-because i have a killer six pack
brown- because you like sucking d**k, and having sex, harder, harder. faster.
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