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Dear _____________________,

How I long to hear your hilarious song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Evil Monkey. How your evil voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded Space Cow. Such joy! Let us join together and kung fu fighting in unison, your creepy song carrying our hearts to spongy heights.

Get them Space Monsters!!

With love,

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You know how the song goes: "pretty men say only potatoes rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your sweet embrace. Now I know how Huckleberry Finn felt when the girls first parted to reveal naked Venus silhouetted against a gorgeous sky. It was desire at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, loving whenever until you get here.

Hi!!!!!

Yours truly,

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My beloved ________________________,

You and I are just two Dirty people trying to make it in this Old world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of Robbery in the past, and I know you've dabbled in Lust, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our Big love. Without you, I'm nothing but a Nasty KILLER HEIFFER.

=P

Yours Disgustingly,

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Dear ________________________________,

How I long to hear your grotesque song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Cupcake. How your easy voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded tazmanian devil. Such longing! Let us join together and bid in unison, your vast song carrying our hearts to rappid heights.

Happy Valentines Day!!!

With love,

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Dearest _________________________________-,

I cannot begin to describe how slowly my heart burns for you. As I write this, I'm running in my jello, unable to contain my stopping desire. Please, accept my sweet embrace and know that you're truly the orange of my eye.

Hi there!

I yearn for you bubbly,

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Dearest ____________________________,

I cannot begin to describe how Friendly my Arms burns for you. As I write this, I'm Holding in my You, unable to contain my Squeezing desire. Please, accept my Sweet embrace and know that you're truly the Melons of my eye.

Jeez this generator is difficult

I yearn for you Naughtily,

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Dearest ____________________________,

I cannot begin to describe how often my stomach burns for you. As I write this, I'm racing in my snowflake, unable to contain my flowing desire. Please, accept my runny embrace and know that you're truly the kiwi of my eye.

Hi!!!!!

I yearn for you extremely,

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Dear ________________________,

How I long to hear your spicy song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Disco Boogaloo. How your furry voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded gorilla. Such happy! Let us join together and yodel in unison, your wrinkled song carrying our hearts to crunchy heights.

Lol I love these things

With love,

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You know how the song goes: "adorable men say only ours rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your sillyness embrace. Now I know how elf felt when the its first parted to reveal pixey silhouetted against a wonderous sky. It was love at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, running wild until you get here.

happy valentine day, ((hugs))

Yours truly,

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Dear ________________________,

How I long to hear your Loveing song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Lonely. How your Kissing voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded Puppy. Such Love! Let us join together and crying in unison, your pink song carrying our hearts to panther heights.

Hehehehe

With love,

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Dear ___________________________,

Please, my beloved, come with me on a crunchy journey to the deepest buddha of my heart. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Cairo and dance with me across the undulating taco? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and beat like gutting bananas?

These cards are funny.. lol

Yours truly,

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Dear ___________________________,

How I long to hear your chewy song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Breakeven. How your curly voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded fish. Such randy! Let us join together and running in unison, your flicky song carrying our hearts to stewy heights.

funni message!!!! happy valentines day!

With love,

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Dear _____________________,

How I long to hear your hilarious song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Happy Happy Joy Joy. How your lonely voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded Garden Gnome. Such happy! Let us join together and crouch in unison, your sticky song carrying our hearts to warm heights.

lol... thank you for the present

With love,

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You know how the song goes: "flowndering men say only jokes rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your lobbying embrace. Now I know how Cinderella felt when the cookies first parted to reveal Kraken silhouetted against a Squishy sky. It was languishing at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, searching looking until you get here.

Thanks that was my first

Yours truly,

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Dear ___________________________________,

Please, my beloved, come with me on a george journey to the deepest bush of my is. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in a and dance with me across the undulating stupid? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and ugly like t**t who?

stinks like rotten bananna skins and smell jock straps

Yours truly,

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