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I got the weirdest valentine.

"Dear zaggeh the outcast,

Please, my beloved, come with me on a Freaky journey to the deepest lunchbox of my Spleen. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in whorehouses and dance with me across the undulating PENOR? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and bang like screwing girls?

This is hilarious

Yours horny-est,

******"

(it was from my cousin as a joke LMAO)