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Ancient Chinese Proverbs (Roughly translated)

1. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
2. Man who run in front of car get tired.
3. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
4. Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk anywhere.
5. Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.
6. Man who fishes in other mans well often catches crabs.
7. Man who go through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.
8. Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
9. Roses on a piano always worse than tulips on an organ.
10. Panties not best thing on Earth. Panties next to best thing on Earth.
11. Woman who sends man to doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
12. Mn who fishes in other mans well often catches crabs.
13.Elevator smell different to midget.