1. You can't vacuum chalk off a blackboard.
2. It takes 645 licks to eat a Tootsie-Roll Pop.
3. Don't zip tie zip ties together.
4. When you hammer Twix, it tastes yummier.
5. [Mostly] duct tape balls are really hard. They hurt when you get hit.
6. You can't get grease off your hands with regular soap. Ya need orange goop, buddy.
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