1. They come in different colours. :] 2. They come in different sizes. heart 3. They make great whacking devices. smile 4. They come in different sizes. wink 5. They make silly THWACKING noises when hit on the water. whee 6. They're effective when used as threatening devices for those who do not like to update on FanFiction. *Twitch* xp 7. They make great swords. surprised 8. They come in red AND black, so you can have a Twilight-themed pool party if desired. 4laugh 9. They FLOAT! rolleyes 10. You can walk on 'em under water, and they make silly squeeky noises. lol
Pool noodles clearly do not get enough love. emo Soo, the next time you see a pool noodle, hug it.
Signed, The Pool Noodle Caper (of DOOM.)
Kolored · Sun Jan 11, 2009 @ 07:06pm · 1 Comments |