Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarrette, and continued smoking.
lady 1: Whats that?
lady 2: A condom.
lady 1: Where;d you get it?
lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, lady 1 hobbled into the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a package of condoms. The guy looked at her kind of strangely (she was, after all, in her 80's), but politely asked what brand she preferred.
"doesnt matter," she replied, "as long as it fits a camel."
The druggist fainted.....
 Itrenore · Mon Dec 29, 2008 @ 03:06am · 0 Comments |
