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just some stuff, and some of the inner most workings of my brain. hope you can bear the utter crap that flows from it.
another little bit of fun, this is a three person skit i'm in for drama class. the characters in it are a five yr old kid named stuart, a cheerleader named Krystal, and a Disco Dancer named Jeff. Note to you all, i'm Jeff, the disco Dancer.

STUCK IN A CAVE

Stuart: Hello, my names Stuart, welcome to my humble home.
Krystal: OMG!! I, like, LOVE small children!
Stuart: My daddy was killed right there where you're standing. He came home at 3 o'clock in the morning and my mom killed him right there. She was really angry and drunk. I got the crap scared out of me, literally.
Krystal: Okay. well, I'm, like, your new babysister, like, totally.
Stuart: AHH! You're scary!
*Stuart runs outside and down the street. Krystal runs after him. While the chase goes on a disco dancer sees them.*
Jeff: *while doing disco moves* Do you need some help, little girl?
Krystal: OMG, yes! The little brat, like, just ran away!
Jeff: Let's go!
*Jeff and Krystal follow Stuart*
Stuart: ooh a cave, i'm gonna go hid in it! Look at what i can do! *disappears into the cave*
Jeff: How UN-groovy, he just ran into the cave.
Krystal: we better go get him.
*Jeff and Krystal enter the cave*
Jeff: AHH, spiders! I hate spiders! ew, ew, ew!
Krystal: *screams in a high pitched voice* Oh my god! It's, like, DARK in here!!
Jeff: we'd better go find the kid. he might knock himself out on one of these stalactites.
Krystal: Yeah, I, like, might not get paid if i lose him! Then i can't buy those cute jeans at Abercrombie!
Stuart: *singing from off stage* I'm a little stinky skunk, I live under someone's bunk. No one wants to play with me. I'm as stinky as can be...
Krystal: *points to where Stuart it off stage* There he is!
Jeff: Grab him!
*Krystal and Jeff run offstage. There are sounds of screams and loud "bangs" offstage. Jeff and Krystal come onstage dragging Stuart with them.*
Stuart: No! I don' wanna!!! Mama, mama! I'm being captured by senile hobos! MAMA! Don't touch me there.
Krystal: Stuart, that's your arm.
Stuart: *pointing to his arm* that's my danger zone.
Jeff: calm donw, man. I won't hurt you.
Stuart: who are you? A kidnapper?
Jeff: You can call me Jeff. And no, I'm not a kidnapper, man.
Stuart:Okey-dokey. *turns to Krystal* Do you knwo how to get out of here?
Krystal: Like, NO! Do we look like we know how to get out of here? You were the one who ran in here in the first place!
Stuart: oh, right.
Jeff: Stop the chit-chat and let's get out of here.
Krystal: Like, fianlly.
*everyone goes off stage. The lights go out and the soudn of footsteps and arguements can be heard. The lights come back on, and all the actors come back onstage.*
Krystal: We've been walking for hours.
Jeff: Disco lights... dancing...
Stuart: Look what i can do!
Krystal: *sits down on a rock* I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! *starts rocking back a forth* Scary dark, make the dead people go away...
Stuart: you really are a senile hobo!
Jeff: Light... music....
Stuart: ACTION! Look what i can do! *runs into the wall of the cave. The cave starts to cave in*
Jeff: Oh no, man! THe cave is caving in!
*as rocks fall on top of Krystal and Jeff*
Krystal: Like, no more cute guys! *dies*
Jeff: No more Disco! *stricks a finally disco pose, then dies, still posing.*
Stuart: managed to escape* Bye, Crazies! *runs off stage.*

Well please feel free to tell me what you think of this strange yet funny skit!






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Tkd--Frankie--Robo
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commentCommented on: Tue Sep 27, 2005 @ 02:30am
no one is ever gonna read this... might as well delete it


commentCommented on: Sat Oct 01, 2005 @ 01:54am
hey... i read part of it... ninja



Jeanne Apocrypha
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Tkd--Frankie--Robo
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commentCommented on: Sat Oct 01, 2005 @ 02:16pm
well, that does count as something, guess i'll leave it up here a little longer, and it's really not that long either, it's written in script form so that really shortens it up.


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