another little bit of fun, this is a three person skit i'm in for drama class. the characters in it are a five yr old kid named stuart, a cheerleader named Krystal, and a Disco Dancer named Jeff. Note to you all, i'm Jeff, the disco Dancer.
STUCK IN A CAVE
Stuart: Hello, my names Stuart, welcome to my humble home.
Krystal: OMG!! I, like, LOVE small children!
Stuart: My daddy was killed right there where you're standing. He came home at 3 o'clock in the morning and my mom killed him right there. She was really angry and drunk. I got the crap scared out of me, literally.
Krystal: Okay. well, I'm, like, your new babysister, like, totally.
Stuart: AHH! You're scary!
*Stuart runs outside and down the street. Krystal runs after him. While the chase goes on a disco dancer sees them.*
Jeff: *while doing disco moves* Do you need some help, little girl?
Krystal: OMG, yes! The little brat, like, just ran away!
Jeff: Let's go!
*Jeff and Krystal follow Stuart*
Stuart: ooh a cave, i'm gonna go hid in it! Look at what i can do! *disappears into the cave*
Jeff: How UN-groovy, he just ran into the cave.
Krystal: we better go get him.
*Jeff and Krystal enter the cave*
Jeff: AHH, spiders! I hate spiders! ew, ew, ew!
Krystal: *screams in a high pitched voice* Oh my god! It's, like, DARK in here!!
Jeff: we'd better go find the kid. he might knock himself out on one of these stalactites.
Krystal: Yeah, I, like, might not get paid if i lose him! Then i can't buy those cute jeans at Abercrombie!
Stuart: *singing from off stage* I'm a little stinky skunk, I live under someone's bunk. No one wants to play with me. I'm as stinky as can be...
Krystal: *points to where Stuart it off stage* There he is!
Jeff: Grab him!
*Krystal and Jeff run offstage. There are sounds of screams and loud "bangs" offstage. Jeff and Krystal come onstage dragging Stuart with them.*
Stuart: No! I don' wanna!!! Mama, mama! I'm being captured by senile hobos! MAMA! Don't touch me there.
Krystal: Stuart, that's your arm.
Stuart: *pointing to his arm* that's my danger zone.
Jeff: calm donw, man. I won't hurt you.
Stuart: who are you? A kidnapper?
Jeff: You can call me Jeff. And no, I'm not a kidnapper, man.
Stuart:Okey-dokey. *turns to Krystal* Do you knwo how to get out of here?
Krystal: Like, NO! Do we look like we know how to get out of here? You were the one who ran in here in the first place!
Stuart: oh, right.
Jeff: Stop the chit-chat and let's get out of here.
Krystal: Like, fianlly.
*everyone goes off stage. The lights go out and the soudn of footsteps and arguements can be heard. The lights come back on, and all the actors come back onstage.*
Krystal: We've been walking for hours.
Jeff: Disco lights... dancing...
Stuart: Look what i can do!
Krystal: *sits down on a rock* I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! *starts rocking back a forth* Scary dark, make the dead people go away...
Stuart: you really are a senile hobo!
Jeff: Light... music....
Stuart: ACTION! Look what i can do! *runs into the wall of the cave. The cave starts to cave in*
Jeff: Oh no, man! THe cave is caving in!
*as rocks fall on top of Krystal and Jeff*
Krystal: Like, no more cute guys! *dies*
Jeff: No more Disco! *stricks a finally disco pose, then dies, still posing.*
Stuart: managed to escape* Bye, Crazies! *runs off stage.*
Well please feel free to tell me what you think of this strange yet funny skit!
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