I wanted to give the composer of the background music a piece of my mind. As I get to the top of the stairs, I find out just who's been pounding dissonance on the organ... Ganondorf. I figure he'd missed Koji Kondo's "How To Become A Better Background Music Composer" lecture... again.
At this point, Navi decided to split the scene. Fairy union rules, you know. She blames it on Ganondorf's dark energy, but we all know she just wanted a lunch break. Now, there are plenty of times I'd be glad to not have the annoying pink lightball hanging around, but this was ridiculous.
The routine was painfully repetative... energy handball, light arrow, slash him. It's the first part that was the most painful, but I got the hang of it.
At this point, I knew what Ganondorf was thinking: "Did he deflect that attack six times or only five?" Well, considering you're up against the very blade that makes evil flee before it... not to mention the very blade with which I have kicked at least two of your previous incarnations' sorry butts, let me ask you this, Ganon: Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, punk?
Just had to do that... ^_^
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