If the Cleolinda recap was too long for you, here is a concise Smart bitches review that isn't nearly as funny, but captures the essential creepiness of the first book. This is why i am not giving Stephanie Meyers a dime of my money. This stalker fest is being marketed to young girls as romantic. *shudder* I am not a fan of modelling the loss of self to a stronger, all knowing man, KTHANX: http://www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com/index.php/weblog/comments/what-is-it-about-edward/
JarJar Salad: http://www.cinematical.com/2008/09/04/fan-made-create-your-own-jar-jar-binks-salad/
I know, I know, but just look at the thing.
Giant Mechanical Spider in Liverpool: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7599960.stm
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