Heheh. Only my (orange)fantasy would understand why I find my title funny. xd
Anyway, I just spilt ketchup over my laptop and now I feel pissy. D:
Screw emotional and almost-final speeches! I hope all unworthy dictators fall into a pit of super smash bothers brawl... kid icarius works too.
So this' how my story began.
"After I finished with my last entry, I decided to eat my happy meal. Heehee. I got a toy!
So there I was, on msn when all these people were messaging me. I was like "noooo! my food's getting cold!" so I was like "brb". They kept msn-ing me so I was like "craptazzm". But I soon found a way to type and eat at the same time. Then came the moment of ketchup. I was so overjoyed that I had made myself a new skill that I didn't see the hole in my nugget box. The ketchup went through and I was like "NOOOO!!!!"
..Then I licked it off my laptop.
Anyway. Thing's I have discovered because of this event:
-My laptop has a 'g' spot.
-I can use my fingers as many times as I want to press it
-gggggggggggGGGGGGGGGGG!
-When there's a capital G, it means I got a reaction. =3
-Pressing the capital G makes little ggggg's. So you must push very hard.
-GGGGGGJEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
-Eventually you'll get something like that and then you may feel the g's to be a little different.
-Feeling is the best way of growing in your knowledge.
So yeah. I'm trying to discover what cums comes after a G spot. I've got my trusty probing walking stick!
Hee~It feels like I'm on an adventure. And I'm feeling Great. heart
Kekeke. Dedication to the Sarah.
(Note: A convo similar to the subject of the laptop's g spot actually DID happen. xD
I'm just recording down my results. Yay! I'm such a proud explorer!)
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