Greetings and Salutations, nonexistent readers.
I’ve realized I have this really bad habit of running into, stepping on, or sitting on my cat. It’s not on purpose, I swear. She just happens to be everywhere that I am. Feline has some bad timing. For serious.
Like, she always sleeps on my bed. She seriously blends into the fabric even though the colors are NOTHING alike. For example: tonight I flop onto my bed and I think, “Hmmm... this feels awfully lumpy... OH MY GOD!!! MANDY!! I’M SO SORRY!!!” and she’s all “-painful meow-”
And she always runs away from me when I’m walking down the hall, except that she runs in the same direction and makes me trip all over her chubby kitty body. I think she’s actually plotting my demise. Incorporating my guilt at accidentally stepping on her is all part of her plan.
I swear, that cat is a friggin’ evil mastermind. If she had pose-able thumbs, she’d be even creepier than Melanie. And that’s saying something. Melanie is pretty freaking evil.
Anyway. So I got this amazing neon green nail polish. I will say it again: IT’S AMAZING. I love neon green as a color. If I could dye my hair, I would totally dye it neon green. I was talking to my mother and I was like, “Can I dye my hair neon green?”
I know she wouldn’t let me, but I just wanted to see her reaction. Which, I might add, was incredibly entertaining. She just kind of gave me this look that said, “You don’t honestly expect me to answer that, do you?”
Sigh. I guess dreams can’t come true. If dreams could come true I would be busy healing injured persons with my magical alligator back goo, participating in kung-fu movie fight scenes, and ravishing Daniel in the back room.
But alligator back goo doesn’t exist, I don’t know kung-fu, and I certainly won’t be ravishing Daniel any time soon.
Sigh.
Now I’ve gone and depressed myself. Curses.
HAPPY THOUGHTS. That don’t include the ravishment of Daniel.
Oh, I know! I’ve taken to creating these warning labels, like the ones you see at the beginning of movies and stuff, except making them my own. They’re actually kind of amazing, if I do say so myself.
Anyway, what else to talk about? Other than the fact that my brain is melting away in the summer heat. And I don’t even go outside.
Hmmm... I should clean the room. Yes, I should.
Dudes and dudettes, my sister is possibly the scariest creature on the face of this planet... yeah, I only said that because I forgot what I was going to say about her that was good—oh, wait, now I remember.
I was going to say something to the effect of, “Melanie’s a total ICE GODDESS.”
Seriously. She very cool and calm about the way she looks at things and deals with things, very ice-like qualities.
Sigh. Not like me. I’m probably more fiery. I overreact, whether I want to or not. And when I run out of air, I get bored and go away. Heh heh. Anyway.
That’s all I can think of to say.
Latah, my home skillets.
I have now left the building... or cyber-journal area?
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