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1. if a person says "do" that does not always mean "sex".

2.never do anything you dont want to explain to the paramedics later.

3. dont go around lighting fires in a bugs bunny costume with a strap on d***o.

4.dont think what a man would do think what an insane man would do when it comes to women. my type of insane btw.

5.if you dont know if you should go with this or that flip a coin because it never lies.

6.never tell your woman "your getting a little belly there.." cause that is calling her fat and you will be hurt in the end.

7.don't try to get something you cant afford to get later on.

8.when in doubt, duck it!

9.if you dont know what to do wing it and hope for the best.

10.If your gf is talking about death and suicide get her some help immediately or you will have a dead girl on your hands one day.