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Entry 1: my first time

this is my first journal!!!! KEWL and no one kan read it!!!! heheheheeheheh

-dude comes in-

dude:hey can i look at ur journal?

me:NOOOO!!!

5 mins l8er....

omg!! the dude just took it and read it T.T sobs sobs sob sobbbbb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now he knows i dont have a d**k and that i was born a GIRL T.T sob sob sob now to go and hug my cardboard dog (i cant afford a real dog) SOOOOOOOOBBB T.T
--good night journal

lol all those things were fake by the way... hope u like it biggrin




Entry 2:arena

--good afternoon journal!

wow, last week was crazy!!!! well, to keep u happy, i will say a secret....

im so gey... that i hate boys and girls.... but i........ stalk girls.....and boys.....

its officially emo day!!!! emo so i made a friend!!! and i asked, what emote is this??? dramallama LAWLS?!?!!?!?!??!!??!

so anyway, i went to an arena of art to look for some emo girls to........ uh....... yea...... so, i saw this mad hawt emo girl!!!!!!!! i the used my stalking abilities (grade f---------) to stalk the girl with no luck. well, i asked michael jackson to stalk her. hes like.......

Michael:hey u wazzup?

me:uh..... can u stalk -CENSORED- for me

micael: boy or girl?

me:.... girl

Michael:HELL NO!!!!!

no luck there huh?

so i was shopping in cardbox-R-us and say the emo girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shes like..........

me surprised mfg??!?!?!? its u!!!!!!

emo:do i know u?

me:....no

emo: GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!

well, oone thing happened, i squeezed her.... yea.........

--good night journal

Journal entry 3: im gonna toughen up (part 1)

i have been reading through my journal the other day, and i thought... wow, do i suck! i sound like a girl/wuss. well... i am a girl... but no one knows that huh? AHAHAHAHAHHAA

anyway.. i think i have to toughen up!!!!! first i made a list


LIST!!!!!!!!!!

1.get a girlfriend
2.stop drinking from the baby cup
3.stop writing in this journal
4. get rid of this list; lists are for geys.....


so... i tried working on numero uno!!! TTIME TO EGT A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!! i went to my hsngout and in three weeks, i saw a girl of my dreams!! a cardboard girl named agatha!!! this is what happened


me;hey baby!!

agatha:......

me:hey u ok? u look ill

agatha:.....

me:come on lets kiss!!!

agatha:......

me:dun b shy!!!

agatha:....

me:-comes up to agatha-

agatha:AIEEEEE -runs away.....-

total failure.... and shes CARDBOX!!!!



journal entry day 4:im going to toughen up (part 2)

-good morning diary!!!!

i am sooooo sorrry bout yesterday! i didnt say good night! how could i???? that means one thing.... i have to tell you two secrets instead of one


1.i....have a crush..... on naruto.........

2.i....have a crush on......michael jackson

that is all....

well, due to yesterdays bad impression on agatha, now i want her even more!!! when we were getting ready to kiss, i 'accedentaly" grabbed her....... yea...... and put a tracking device on her. and i figured out that.......... she got bought!!!!

so i gave up on numero uno and now i will go on to... numero..........quatro? noh..... cinco!!! like cinco demyo!!!! or was it.... dos.... (authorss note-btw, i know that its dos) YEA!!! it was dos~~~~

well.... number 2 is stop drinking from my gerbers cup..............
i can do that -drinks from gerbers cup-
OH NOES!! I DID IT AGAIN!!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]

I think I did it again.
I made you believe
We're more than just friends.
Oh, baby;
It might seem like a crush,
But it doesn't mean
That I'm serious.
'Cause to lose all my senses...
That is just so typically me.
Oh, baby; baby.

Oops!
... I did it again.
I played with your heart.
Got lost in the game.
Oh, baby; baby.
Oops!
... You think I'm in love.
That I'm sent from above...
I'm not that innocent.

You see my problem is this:
I'm dreaming away;
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist.
I cry watching the days.
Can't you see I'm a fool
In so many ways?
But to lose all my senses...
That is just so typically me.
Baby, oh.

Oops!
... I did it again.
I played with your heart.
Got lost in the game.
Oh, baby; baby.
Oops!
... You think I'm in love.
That I'm sent from above...
I'm not that innocent.

[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]

"All aboard!"
"Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have."
"Oh, it's beautiful! But wait a minute, isn't this... ?"
"Yeah, yes, it is."
"But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end..."
"Well, baby, I went down and got it for ya."
"Aw, you shouldn't have."

Oops! I
Did it again to your heart.
Got lost
In this game; oh, baby.
Oops! You
Think that I'm sent from above...
I'm not that innocent.

Oops!
... I did it again.
I played with your heart.
Got lost in the game.
Oh, baby; baby.
Oops!
... You think I'm in love.
That I'm sent from above...
I'm not that innocent.

Oops!
... I did it again.
I played with your heart.
Got lost in the game.
Oh, baby; baby.
Oops!
... You think I'm in love.
That I'm sent from above...
I'm not that innocent.

well, ima throw it away again...... -throws away-

not all we have to do is wait.....

me and all my friends
we're all misunderstood
they say we stand for nothing and
there's no way we ever could
now we see everything that's going wrong
with the world and those who lead it
we just feel like we don't have the means
to rise above and beat it

so we keep waiting
waiting on the world to change
we keep on waiting
waiting on the world to change

it's hard to beat the system
when we're standing at a distance
so we keep waiting
waiting on the world to change
now if we had the power
to bring our neighbors home from war
they would have never missed a Christmas
no more ribbons on their door
and when you trust your television
what you get is what you got
cause when they own the information, oh
they can bend it all they want

that's why we're waiting
waiting on the world to change
we keep on waiting
waiting on the world to change

it's not that we don't care,
we just know that the fight ain't fair
so we keep on waiting
waiting on the world to change

and we're still waiting
waiting on the world to change
we keep on waiting waiting on the world to change
one day our generation
is gonna rule the population
so we keep on waiting
waiting on the world to change

we keep on waiting
waiting on the world to change

OMFG!!! i cant do it anymore!!!!! i have to eat for me to keep me from getting distracted!!!

time to go to the.... DRIV THRU (oh btw if ur wondering where i am, im at the back seat of the car... ull know what i mean"



--good night journal

entry 5:we inturupt.....
--good morning journal..... we intturupt this story for a message from the author

hello all my fans........ i am really happy u r reading this.... i am going to make a new entry every 7 entries because its a "week". each entry i make is 7 entries here, and each entry i make (chapter) will be about a different problem. in this chapter, it starts off all the info about the main character. idk why i wrote this message, meby just to.. idk SIDETRACK YOUR FROM READING?!??!?!!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?

nononoononoh noh no id ont whee

i have nothing to say for today... the AUTHOR -stares- sidetracked me.... -whispers- evil author....-

--good night journal


Entry 6-im going to toughen up (part 3) ((also called finding a girlfriend...no seriously))

--good morning journal!!! start us off with a secret!!!

i watch...bARNEy

well, now it is time... to do the final one....... stop writing in this journal!!!!! you know what?!?!?! I GIVE UP!!!! ahahahahaahah i dun need to toughen up i can be
as babish as i want like this!!!!!! -sucks thumb-

but one thing came across me when i was with agatha... she didnt move... i wonder why...... hm... meby i really should find a girlfriend!!!

so i was walking downtown where all the hobos live like my friend Eric. he was actually a rich dude, but lost all his money in stock. well, i asked him for some info and he said "HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HUH U BUB GIMMIE MONEY R U ASKING ME IF IM ON CRACK WELL IM NOT IS IT JUST ME OR IS IT HOT IN HERE U I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KIL ME IMA COMMIT SUICIDE AHHH WOE IS ME IM GOING CRAZY IM ON CRACK!!!!!!!!!"

ad he gave me the best info in the world... he told me to say....."HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HUH U BUB GIMMIE MONEY R U ASKING ME IF IM ON CRACK WELL IM NOT IS IT JUST ME OR IS IT HOT IN HERE U I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KIL ME IMA COMMIT SUICIDE AHHH WOE IS ME IM GOING CRAZY IM ON CRACK!!!!!!!!!"

so i went over to a fat girl and said.... "HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HUH U BUB GIMMIE MONEY R U ASKING ME IF IM ON CRACK WELL IM NOT IS IT JUST ME OR IS IT HOT IN HERE U I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KIL ME IMA COMMIT SUICIDE AHHH WOE IS ME IM GOING CRAZY IM ON CRACK!!!!!!!!!"

she went over and slapped me in the face!!! (|'''|.|'''|) she scared me so!!!

then i saw a girl and said "HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HUH U BUB GIMMIE MONEY R U ASKING ME IF IM ON CRACK WELL IM NOT IS IT JUST ME OR IS IT HOT IN HERE U I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KIL ME IMA COMMIT SUICIDE AHHH WOE IS ME IM GOING CRAZY IM ON CRACK!!!!!!!!!"

and she was like... dude im michael jackson o.O "can i go out with you then?" i asked

guess what he said.... he said.....

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

thats when i figured he wasnt a gey rapist o.O

then i saw her.... alll over again....... nohhhh nohhhh!!!!!!! NOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

agatha, the girl of my dreams.........

a boy was holding her hand and the were smiling...

biggrin <did u know i loved u agatha?
eek .....

and that snaped me...

scream scream scream scream scream scream scream


i turned 105% crazy and went up to him and gave my 100% slap

WHAP!!!!!!!

eek "that didnt hurt at all.........." the dude said and slamed me on the table sooooooooo hard this is what i looked like after the slam (where did he get the table, we're outside o.O) dramallama ........ i will get her back

the 2 days l8er i saw agatha broke up with the dude


Part 7:the rejected rejected olympics rejected 13 times over......DIVIDED BY TWELVE!!!

good morning journal,

todays secet....

everone in bleach has friggen big BEWBIES!!!!!!! ME....DONT LIKE scream

well itwas the begining of the olympics!!!!!! i wanna sign up. besides being in the hall of fame. ahhhh good times

well journal i went up to the dude nd he was like

man/guy/superman like muscles: what event?

me:uh...... mini pole vault

man/guy/superman like muscles: no such thing!!!

me surprised k......1 foot swimming!!!

man/guy/superman like muscles:go to the rejected olympics in gaiaiaiaiaiia


so i go to gaia!!!

steve:what event?

me:how about........10 inch hurdles

steve: WE DONT DO RUNNING EVENTS!!!!!!! go to te rejected rejected 13 times over olympics......divided by 12...

so i go to uh......idk where i go.... eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek

i go to cardbo r us and u know what? thy held the rejected rejected 13 times over olympics......divided by 12! AYYAYAYAYA

and i went up to the dude on the ounter and he had a name tag called

HELLO MY NAME IS BRANDON HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...not

me:hey i wanna join

brandon:....... WELCOME TOT THE PLACE WHERE RETARTED AND PHYSICALY CHALENGED PPL COME TO PLAY DARING THINGS LIKE RUBBER BAND ARCHERY AND 10 INCH HURDLE!!! EVEN BETTER PPL CAN TRY OUT FOR... 1 M SWIMMING....IN 5 INCH WATER!!!!!!!

me surprised k........rubber band archery

and then, guess whatthis is my shots


SHOOT HERE-----> X MISSEED~!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ahhh it my turn for 10 foot hurdles!


good night...err....morning journal