Kuzoku:
Getting beat up? Then How to Be Ninja is the DVD for you!
Ninja not working out? Need something else to save your own *ss? Then how to be Gangster is the DVD for you! (bad music stops in less than 20seconds)
Gangster not working either? Ready to give up on life? Than How to be Emo is the DVD for you!
Getting picked on for being emo? Then How to be Nerd is the DVD for you! (bad music stops in 20 seconds)
nor can we safely let him go... -Thomas Jefferson, Missouri Compromise.