Im back from hell in a handbasket ..... lemme explain
so we drove down to virginia it took 10 hours ... with my
sisters playing grab a** in the back seat, my dad yelling, and me having to use the bathroom cause my bladder is the size of a ******** walnut ... (as my parents put it)
Luckily we didnt get caught in traffic that would have been very bad considering my dad has no patiance for it and goes balistic. Jsut look at what happend on our way back from virginia we got caught in washigton D.C in the middle of rush hour
i quote my dad " GOD DAMMIT I HATE ******** D.C ... NEVER AGIAN ... I HATE THIS TOWN .... I ******** HATE IT .." it went on like that for a hour or so -laughs-
it was funny .. .and terrifying o__o;
My dad decided early on to stay on the navel base. The navy is kinda a**l about security you have to have decals in ur car window and stuff to get on the base. Its kinda strange considering the airforce does not require it -shrugs- Anways
we got there and had to pitch a tent .... in the dark. I thought life sucked at this point b/c i was being pulled off my sorry a** to go play field hockey in the middle a frekaing no were but i was very wrong. Pitchign a tent in the dark is the worst possiable task ever. With my sisters screwing around and my dad getting pissed by the second .. i had to do it almost by myself ... not only that but after we got it set up .. it started to pour and hail wooooo -____-;
The next day i wokee up to the sound of navy recruits drilling ..
"LEFT LEFT LEFT RIGHT LEFT"
and " N - A - V - Y" repeated with god knows what words O__O;
All i know is it was loud and annoying
So i woke up at 7 am every ... single ... day
The next few days i had to play feild hockey
t was fun but kinda a pain in the a**
i broke my pinky finger curtosy of some stupid b***h
who didnt know what the word obstruction ment
and practically tackled me from behind -______-;
My team had 1 tie 2 loses and 2 wins
we sucked xD but thats b/c our coach didnt coach us
and we didnt have any subs -grumbles-
I went to the beach almost every single day ... it sucked
As much as i LOVE the beach and the sun
having sand up ur butt is NOT fun
nor is having it in ur hair
It takes forever to get rid of ... and when i was all clean
i be damned i had to walk through sand to get back to the tent D<
so i got covered in more sand -mumbles-
I also got to meet the 2008 Olympic Field hockey team
well .... because i was there when they were selected.
That was cool and one of the better parts of the trip <3
It was at the "team" dinner ... which was a hassle b/c
there were so many ppl it took me a phucking hour to
find my team .___. i was ready to cry i was so damn frustrated Dx
I hate being lost more then dropping my icecream on the freaking floor T___T
Then there is the iceing on the cake ...
My sister spilled the phucking pee bucket inside the tent
For those of you who dont understand what a pee bucket is, its a bucket that sits inside your tent so you dont have to brave the wild when you have to piss in the middle of the night.
DONT EVER SPILL IT.
Thanks to the dumb a** i call a sister my cloths smelled like pee
cause she spilled it all over my stuff .. right after my dad said not to knock it over
woop di freakin dooo
good thing it isnt caleld the s**t bucket xD
To add to the problem the most annoying
kids camped next too us Dx
"play with us"
"be our friends"
"omg i have a crush on ur younger sister"
"i wanna play feild hockey" ......
The most annoying was this girl named rose
who was a spoiled brat who couldnt say please or thankyou ....
and wanted everything RIGHT NOW .. i wanted to punch her <'3
All in All i had fun but that is why im calling it my personal hell ...
i met some great people made some new friends and played on a kick a** team
My coach was totally awesome ( she got her cartilage peirced in fourthgrade O_O' )
5 best things
1) i got home a day early (THANK GOD)
2) i my mom gave me a cell phone (finally <3)
3) guys in uniform are ALWAYS cute
4)i met the olympic team ( met teh kick a** golie WOOOT )
5)IM AWAY FROM THOSE EVIL CHILDREN 3~
5 worst things
1) i broke my pinky
2) im sore as phuck
3) i was away from my ryan for a week
4)i broke my toenail ... ... in half (hurts like a son of a b***h)
5) all my cloths are dirty b/c of the friggin bucekt episode
so we drove down to virginia it took 10 hours ... with my
sisters playing grab a** in the back seat, my dad yelling, and me having to use the bathroom cause my bladder is the size of a ******** walnut ... (as my parents put it)
Luckily we didnt get caught in traffic that would have been very bad considering my dad has no patiance for it and goes balistic. Jsut look at what happend on our way back from virginia we got caught in washigton D.C in the middle of rush hour
i quote my dad " GOD DAMMIT I HATE ******** D.C ... NEVER AGIAN ... I HATE THIS TOWN .... I ******** HATE IT .." it went on like that for a hour or so -laughs-
it was funny .. .and terrifying o__o;
My dad decided early on to stay on the navel base. The navy is kinda a**l about security you have to have decals in ur car window and stuff to get on the base. Its kinda strange considering the airforce does not require it -shrugs- Anways
we got there and had to pitch a tent .... in the dark. I thought life sucked at this point b/c i was being pulled off my sorry a** to go play field hockey in the middle a frekaing no were but i was very wrong. Pitchign a tent in the dark is the worst possiable task ever. With my sisters screwing around and my dad getting pissed by the second .. i had to do it almost by myself ... not only that but after we got it set up .. it started to pour and hail wooooo -____-;
The next day i wokee up to the sound of navy recruits drilling ..
"LEFT LEFT LEFT RIGHT LEFT"
and " N - A - V - Y" repeated with god knows what words O__O;
All i know is it was loud and annoying
So i woke up at 7 am every ... single ... day
The next few days i had to play feild hockey
t was fun but kinda a pain in the a**
i broke my pinky finger curtosy of some stupid b***h
who didnt know what the word obstruction ment
and practically tackled me from behind -______-;
My team had 1 tie 2 loses and 2 wins
we sucked xD but thats b/c our coach didnt coach us
and we didnt have any subs -grumbles-
I went to the beach almost every single day ... it sucked
As much as i LOVE the beach and the sun
having sand up ur butt is NOT fun
nor is having it in ur hair
It takes forever to get rid of ... and when i was all clean
i be damned i had to walk through sand to get back to the tent D<
so i got covered in more sand -mumbles-
I also got to meet the 2008 Olympic Field hockey team
well .... because i was there when they were selected.
That was cool and one of the better parts of the trip <3
It was at the "team" dinner ... which was a hassle b/c
there were so many ppl it took me a phucking hour to
find my team .___. i was ready to cry i was so damn frustrated Dx
I hate being lost more then dropping my icecream on the freaking floor T___T
Then there is the iceing on the cake ...
My sister spilled the phucking pee bucket inside the tent
For those of you who dont understand what a pee bucket is, its a bucket that sits inside your tent so you dont have to brave the wild when you have to piss in the middle of the night.
DONT EVER SPILL IT.
Thanks to the dumb a** i call a sister my cloths smelled like pee
cause she spilled it all over my stuff .. right after my dad said not to knock it over
woop di freakin dooo
good thing it isnt caleld the s**t bucket xD
To add to the problem the most annoying
kids camped next too us Dx
"play with us"
"be our friends"
"omg i have a crush on ur younger sister"
"i wanna play feild hockey" ......
The most annoying was this girl named rose
who was a spoiled brat who couldnt say please or thankyou ....
and wanted everything RIGHT NOW .. i wanted to punch her <'3
All in All i had fun but that is why im calling it my personal hell ...
i met some great people made some new friends and played on a kick a** team
My coach was totally awesome ( she got her cartilage peirced in fourthgrade O_O' )
5 best things
1) i got home a day early (THANK GOD)
2) i my mom gave me a cell phone (finally <3)
3) guys in uniform are ALWAYS cute
4)i met the olympic team ( met teh kick a** golie WOOOT )
5)IM AWAY FROM THOSE EVIL CHILDREN 3~
5 worst things
1) i broke my pinky
2) im sore as phuck
3) i was away from my ryan for a week
4)i broke my toenail ... ... in half (hurts like a son of a b***h)
5) all my cloths are dirty b/c of the friggin bucekt episode
