WARNING: contents of this post can be funny, stupid, pointless, dull, or any combination of the 4...some parts of it may be made up or real... so that means: contents are not meant to cause insult or harm to anyone.....so please don't take me seriously or literally on anything I say!.....so with that being said, I give you:
Boredom
Have you ever been so bored that you were willing to watch anything or do anything to keep from loosing your mind?.......have you ever been excited to see a bug crawl across the floor..... and didn't have the heart to squish it .....because if you did you knew you wouldn't have anything better to do afterwards?.......yeah....that was me 3 days ago...... sweatdrop
I had gone over to someone's house to watch their kids.....nothing wrong here except the kids were still asleep......had I gone for the tv they would have been up in 20 minutes and would have stolen the remote from me and I would'nt get to watch what I wanted anyways.......so I decided to let them sleep so that I could get paid to litteraly do nothing... cool
With nothing better to do, I watch this little ant haul a** across the wood floor......honestly......this thing could have beat me in a race! stressed ........anyways......I watched this thing make a mad dash around the dust-bunnies, over the little pebbles on the ground, until it reached the fireplace (this is taking place indoors if you couldn't tell! 3nodding )......It starts climbing up the stones.....but this must have been the dumbest ant in the world because it would climb up two stones and fall right back to the floor! rolleyes ......it would go up.....up.....up......splat! (well, okay.....maybe not splat......but I could have sworn I heard tiny screams from that side of the room! 3nodding )........then it would do it all over agian! stressed ........after about ten minutes of this it finally made it up to the actual fire place.....and I waited for a moment as it climbed onto one of the logs.....(ants on a log! rofl ......sorry redface )......before walking across the room, turning on the fire, and frying the little f***er! scream .........
....sigh.....Next week I'm bringing my laptop! emo
Yura875 · Fri Jun 13, 2008 @ 04:17am · 1 Comments |