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Well, I got a new compie, HALO, and finally dl'd Photoshop, and Flash, and....Knight Online and Rose Online! and some Pron! XP Just kidding, no i'm not, yes I am razz HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEHE! Shamon! *Moonwalks*

Quotes:
Danica Talos: Tell us about Blade, King. What's this weapon he's planning?
Hannibal King: I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is ridiculous. And two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly.

Hannibal: Her name is Danica Talos. And unlike typical vampires, her fangs are located in her v****a.
[uncomfortable pause]
Hannibal: Moving on...

Asher Talos: [about the Nightstalkers attack] We got caught with our pants down.
Jarko Grimwood: Pants down? They pretty much ******** a**-raped us!

Danica Talos: Enough! It's not funny anymore!
Hannibal King: No, it's not, you horse-humping b***h! But it will be in a few seconds from now. See, that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now?
[Asher, Jarko, and Danica start coughing]
Hannibal King: That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you c**k-juggling thundercunt!
[Jarko and Asher cough harder]
Hannibal King: Which means the fat lady should be singing, right... about... now!
[pause where nothing happens]
Hannibal King: Heh, this is awkward.
[still nothing]
Hannibal King: Do you have a cell phone?

Hannibal King: So, can we just go ahead and sign you up for one of our secret Nightstalker decoder rings?