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If you didn't read parts 1, 2 and 3, they're in my journal. Go read now.


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[SCENE: DUREM RECLAMATION FACILITY]


Gino: *fishes and snorts fish* Oh man, I am on like... a total fish high.

Peyo: *arrives* So what did you want to show me, Gino?

Gino: Here, man... try this. *shoves a fish up his nose*

Peyo: Wow... cool, man...

Gino: Like yeah, totally... far out!


[SCENE: RUBY'S HOUSE SHOP]


Ruby: Oh s**t, oh s**t! Peyo's not here! He could've gotten kidnapped, or killed, or both! Where could he be?!

Gambino: *bursts into shop* RUBY! HAVE YOU SEEN GINO?! I CAN'T FIND HIM!

Ruby: No, I haven't! Have you seen Peyo?! I can't find him either!

[pause]

Ruby: Aren't you supposed to be dead?

Gambino: No, I can never die...

Ruby: ...what?

Gambino: Errr... I said... I ran... ever... pie.

Ruby: ...okay...

Gambino: Let's unite in our search for our children!


[SCENE: DUREM, EDMUND'S SHOP]


*doorbell ring!*

Edmund: Lex, honey, could you get that for me?

Lex: Kay. *opens the door* Why hello there, Gambino and Ruby! What brings you to our humble abode?

Ruby: Have you seen Peyo or Gino?

Lex: I think I saw them hanging near the Durem Reclamation Facility, snorting fish.

Ruby: *GASP* OH MY GOD! My son, a fish addict?!

Gambino: Let's go!


[SCENE: DUREM RECLAMATION FACILITY]


Gambino: SON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

Gino: *totally stoned* Liiiiiiiike, Sasha, is that youuuu...? You're like... faaaaaaat... *falls off the side of the reclamation facility and into the water*

Peyo: DON'T LEAVE ME!! *jumps into water*

Gambino: OMFG THEY JUMPED IN! *jumps into water* They're unconscious and not breathing! *drags them out of water*

Ruby: Let's get them to a hospital!

Gambino: There ARE no hospitals in Gaia...

Ruby: Then let's go to the hair salon!

Gambino: WHY?!

Ruby: I think I heard rumors of Vanessa being a doctor before... and I need to get my hair done.


[LATER AT THE HAIR SALON]


Vanessa: I have bad news... they're dead.

Ruby: OMFG WTF NOOOOOOOOO! *sobs into Gambino's chest*

Gambino: Hey, your tears are staining my shirt! This is sensitive fabric, you know!

Vanessa: Well, that's all for today. I'm closing shop. I need to go have a scandalous affair with Meredith. *leaves*

Edmund: This seems like as good a reason as any to make a super crime-fighting group of robots.


[SCENE: AEKEA]


Edmund: My three robots, Ribateau, Bildeau and Bloudeau. We shall combine together to make a team of crime-fighting robots! I've decided to make you like a cross between Charlie's Angels and Spice Girls. Meaning you get a lot of glamour shots, tight suits and kill stuff but you're also pop singing sensations.

[pause]

Edmund: And you all have nicknames ending in "Spice".

Bloudeau: CAN WE HAVE SEX?!

Edmund: Uh... sorry, I'm engaged to Lex. And I don't do robots.

Bloudeau: WHAT!!! YOU HATE ME!! WAAAAAH!!! EVERYONE HATES ME!!! *slits wires with a razorblade and runs off sobbing*

Edmund: I guess he's Emo Spice.


TO BE CONTINUED?!