I'm bored so in memory of my first little orphan, Truffles, I shall be posting funny things my orphans say.
Damp Dan :
I don't really feel like existing today, but I might change my mind later on.
Damp Dan :
I have a bunch of imaginary friends, but I don't think any of them like you, sorry.
Buttercup :
When it comes to orphanages, this place is like the Costco of air born respiratory diseases.
Oliver :
I almost went crazy in the orphange, luckily I had my magical unicorn friend to help me through it.
Timson :
I wonder how much I could get by selling my foot online.
Pickles :
*cough* *cough* My lungs hurt... like when Mr. Raccoon set that trash can on fire.
Pickles :
You should see Mr. Raccoon's human tooth collection. It's very impressive.
Faustus :
I just love all the other orphans. Sure, sometimes the bigger kids beat me senseless just to steal and eat the lint from my pockets, but I can tell that, deep in their hearts, they mean well.
Female Bruce :
They don't feed us very well at the orphanage... *twitch* THAT'S WHY I BITE BITE BITE!
OrphanFemale Bruce :
TOYS! GRAH! *twitch* Santa's been lazy this year *twitch* LAY OFF THE COOKIES FAT MAN!
Miasma :
One time, Mr. Raccoon and Mr. Skunk cornered me and stole my shoes.
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