1. You lay down in the middle of the isle and when people walk by scream and run around the store
2.Go walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in houseware," and see what happens.
3.When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone?!"
4.Take one of those big bouncy balls and throw them at people.
5.Dance like a maniac in the isles while singing, 'R-E-S-P-E-C-T', 'Y.M.C.A', 'Shout!', or 'Too Sexy', or all of them combined
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7.While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, Who buys this crap, anyway?
8.Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
9. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, ...Im Batman. Come, Robin to the Batcave!
10.Move Caution: Wet Floor signs to carpeted areas.
11.While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
12.Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
13.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, No, no! Its those voices again!
14.Walk around the store singing the Mission Impossible theme song with a "spy Dance"
15.If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters
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like one day i was walking and then i
FELL!!!!!
FELL!!!!!
i eated my friends soul with a spooon!! biggrin
can i eat yours too?!??
souls eaten: 53
can i eat yours too?!??
souls eaten: 53