Star Date June 21st, 2005. Captain's log. Today has brought no new problems and boredom has struck the crew.. who am I kidding? Piccard was cool, but he's way off from present day. His star dates confused me. don't complain about that to me, I know he's from the future. My parentals are huge Star Trek fans and his opening line just popped into my mind...
But today, it did sprinkle. Just enough to drop the temp from 90 something down to 70 something in less than an hour. "...Tornado weather..." my mum said to me on the drive to her store on main street. I still remember the town 7 miles from where I live that got hit by a tornado a year or more ago. The sky was all pink and black from the insulation in the air.
...*sigh* summer is sooooo boring! If it goes any slower I'm gonna die! Good thing I have a job.
"Ahhhh" the 16 yr old girl screamed as she got out of her car and looked up at the evil hideous summertime monster. She turned around in a dramatic trip scene and managed to get away just in time for the creature to smash her car and drink all the fluid dripping from the antifreeze hose.
"mother f..." I screamed at the tv.
"what?" my girlfriend turns her head on my shoulder to look at my face.
"These stupid movies... they're just so... so..."
"They were made in the 70's. what do u expect?"
"Better stuff than this s**t." she sighed and went back to sleep on my shoulder.
when the movie was over, i got up and jerked the tape from the vcr and ripped the film to shreds.
"love! what are u doing?!"
"Stupid movie!"
"It was a rental!" I stop.
"crap..."
sorry, that was long... but I thought it was funny. but now some of u are wondering. yes, I'm a girl, but even so, I'm not a lesbian. i'm bi. There is a BIG DIFFERENCE! Got it? I like guys as well. but now my brain is empty, i'll write more later.
ciao.
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