Once upon a time, there was a person of moderate beauty,
less-than-average income, and a minimum wage job.
He would wake, get ready to go to work, go to work, get home, then go
to bed.
Then he found the magic monkey in his pants.
The magic monkey changed his life forever.
It cast a spell that made him impossible to resist by women,
and it gave him a good job.
wow, i smell a sitcom
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Charmander is the shizznit.
Look at his shizznit-ness.
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Look at his shizznit-ness.
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