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So, you're a human tourist in New Caelestis, are you? Well then, here's some advice to live by:

1. Never, even if dared, ask an elf if Santa Claus pays well.
2. Centaurs are a pretty good at crushing people, so never call one your 'little pony' under penalty of your bones being crushed
3 Men, sirens and succubus are to avoided at all costs. If you're a pervert, then this might be a little harder for you.
4. Even though trolls are stupid, they ARE smart enough to know they're insulted. And they are very strong.
5. If a kitsune gives you money, then it's probally fake. But gifts are real and very rare.
6. Never call Son Goku Jr. short or pull on his tail, no matter how fun it may seem.
7. Dryads really don't like it when you walk through their forests with swords and axes and knives.
8. Calling Jesse Silverwind an old man becuase of his silver hair just to see his reaction is something that you will wind up in the hospital for.
9. Lilia Hanarin is NOT a big-breasted fox. Call her this at your own risk. And as a warning, she has one hell of a right hook. Loss of teeth is very likely
10. Women, Ryoushimaru is a filthy stinking pervert who is obsessed with sex. Avoid at all costs.
11. Putting a goblin, an elf, and a dwarf in the same room together is not a good idea.
12. One dragon lives in New Caelestis, and she doesn't like people trying to steal her treasure.
13. Commander Fenrir Wolfbane is always right, no matter what.
14. Never insult Jesse whose sneeze can be a deadly weapon. See rule 8.
15. Werewolves are not doggies. Last time I checked, 'doggies' don't try to rip you limb from limb.
16. Demonia is called the Forbidded Island for a reason. It is not a tourist hotspot.
17. For the love of god, don't say 'Jesse' is a girly name. Do this, and you'll be lucky to only end up in the hospital with your limbs intact
18. If your only looking for sex, Lilia is not the person you want to ask on the first date.
19. Though he is the son of the Monkey King, Goku Jr. does not like it when people bow to him.
20. In accordance with rules 6 and 19, it is wise never to piss Goku Jr. off. He wields a 167,000 kg staff, and it hurts like hell
More to come.