1)Follow them around the house. Everywhere. 2)Moo when they say your name 3)Pretend to have amnesia 4)Say everything backwards 5)Give yourself a swirly 6)Run around with a lampshade on your head yelling, "The sun! It's dying! 7)Run into walls 9)Have nervous spasms at random times 10)Say that wearing clothes is against your religion 11)Pretend to worship the Devil (but why pretend?...) 12)Stand over them at four in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say "Good morning Sunshine!" 13)Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder 14)Run in circles 15)Recite a whole movie 3 times 16)Pretend to beat yourself up 17)Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA! 1 cool Slither everywhere 19)Wear a sticker that says, 'Edited' 20)Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. Tell them you are making a fashion statement. 21)Try to drink out of a glass the wrong way 22)Super glue your finger up your nose 23)talk to a pen 24)Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time 25)Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe 26)Try to climb the wall 27)Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly 2 cool Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead. Say you are a lovely unicorn 29)In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU! 30)Put pegs on your nose and eyes 31)Do what they actually tell you 32)Switch the light button on and off for a while. Then say, "Oh...I get it!" 33)Eat your hair 34)Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal 35)Eat anything obviously not edible 36)Jump off the roof, trying to fly 37)Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house 3 cool Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people." 39)When you shower or bath yell, "I'm drowning! 40)Try to snorkel in your fish tank 41)Ask them quietly "Pardon me but do you have any.." then yell "SHOELACES! 42)Chase an imaginary tail 43)Demand that you want your own area code 44)At everything they say yell "LIAR! 45)Pretend to be 346 years old 46)Hang upside down in your closet 47)Pretend to be a phone 4 cool Try to swim in the floor 49)Tap on their door all night 50)Pretend to have multiple personalities that disagree with each other 51) Open up the back of your TV to let all the little people out 52) Flush your toilet a lot then say that your toilet is throwing up 53) Try to set fire to fire 54) Name your possessions; TV, Socks, Bed Sheets, etc. 55) Talk to things you know won't talk back
vailendeathmage · Fri Nov 02, 2007 @ 10:03pm · 0 Comments |