Today in history we started learning about the Trojans. When we were about 5 minutes into our work, the girl next to me leaned over and said, "I know what the Trojans remind me of now!" And when I asked what (because I wasn't thinking in a perverted way) she said, "Condoms! Trojan is a brand of condoms!" And after that we kept laughing and we had a gum wrapper and so we started writing on it. By the end of that conversation, it said:
We come in flavors: Banana, Strawberry, and Cherry
TROJAN (use one every time)
Non-pregnancys not guarunteed.
And then the teacher came and made us get back to work and when he left, she said "His fly was unzipped. Should I tell him?" And everyone else said no, because it would sound perverted, as if we were looking. Then she raised her hand and when he came over, she told him, and we'd all been laughing again so he was like "Is that what you've been laughing about the whole time?" We said yes because we didn't want to show him the gum wrapper.
And then after that I kept messing with the bell on the cat collar I'd put on my ankle this morning. It was an over-all hilarious day. :]
Signed
~Ruler Of Krynn
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