"Well, we schemed and we schemed, but we've already blown it..."
I saw the biggest cockroach of my life night before last.
It had these huge legs, and it was tall enough to eat my dog. I'm not even sure it was a cockroach, its legs were so long. I threw a buncha rubber bands at it, and it ran further into my room. The little b*****d.
Of course, and don't laugh, I'm terrified of two things. Wolf Spiders, and Cockroaches. Two things that I see the most in my houses. Two of the most harmless bugs you can ever find. Two of the most COMMON bugs you will find down here. Especially in the summer.
Anyway, I ended up running wildly into my room and grabbing a pillow, and then sleeping on the couch. Because, hell, I'm not going anywhere near my room if there's a possible giant dog/person-eating cockroach in my closet.
Hell no.
So, we haven't seen it since then, but I've been sleeping on the couch, and I'm going to brave it tonight...maybe. But, I did give him a name, so I'll have something to call him. Pablo.
At first I was thinking Pedro, because of the song La Cucaracha, but I wouldn't want to leave Peter nameless.
" ...We've yet to crash but we still might as well enjoy it."
