Ephrem: Morning in the kitchen, you're frying an egg.
I'm squeezing some oranges. The room is getting hot.
Over at the counter, I shake the salt. You take out a knife.
Please don't cut my testicles.
Please don't cut my testicles (x2)
Don't cut my testicles
It's a nice day. Relax.
Ladies:Oh Ephrem, you're sexy.
Ephrem:Right back at you baby.
Ladies:Oh Ephrem, you're handsome.
Ephrem:I'm serious about my testicles.
Ariel:At the post office, standing in line.
You wrap my package. I'll lick the stamp.
Put it in the slot, and close the door.
But please don't slam it on my testicles.
Don't slam my testicles.
Please don't slam my testicles.
Don't slam my testicles.
It's a free country. Have fun.
Ladies:Oh Ariel, you worry.
Ariel:I do. I worry often.
Random guy:Oh Ephrem, come with me.
Ephrem biggrin id I mention I was gay?
Ariel & Ephrem biggrin on't burn off our testicles (x2)
Please don't burn our testicles.
Ephrem:So sorry. I love you.
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