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THE ADVANTAGES OF BEING STUPID
1.) Impending doom doesn't bother you-"Theres a hole in the ozone layer? Cool!"
2.) Television is a source of constant wonder- "I wonder if doogie is a doctor in real life"
3.) You have a solution for every problem- "If people are starving in Africa they should move to france."
4.) You are not constrained by a budget-"It was free! They just make you sign papers."
5.) You've seen Elvis frequently-"It's the king!"
6.) Instant replays are as exciting as live action-"This time I'll bet he could make it!"
7.) You recieve twice as many compliments- "I'm a what? Why, thank you!"

I hope you enjoyed reading my list, I stole it from scott adams. The man I steal most of my jokes from. If you would like to add any feel free to. Have a nice day.