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You should put me in here, just becuase I'm Elvis.

So, you are old, boring to all except a few old people who were once interested in your hips and mostly dead?
Yes, epic is you.

If you were referring to me, then you're like what 5 years old? I'm Elvis the cool kid down the block around the corner behind you watching your every move.
And to answer your question, no. All I know is that you're confusing me with the lame legend of Elvis Presly w/e. <two huge 'you fail' pictures, one of them with disabled hotlinking...in the post itself. Boy boy boy.>

And that's the only Elvis I know, so I kinda gather the 'cool kid down the block' who seems to spend his time observing me (instead of, you know, having a life or actually doing things that would make him cool) is a little bit pathetic and not that much of a historically important character.

Alright, you listen here and you listen good buddy. That's my bro you're talking to and I for one think he has more life then anyone I know. He didn't say anything bad to you or in any matter talk about your life(his not like that, not without knowing something about you). I hope I'm misunderstanding you but you just recalled my brother has no life just becuase he posted a somewhat funny post and showing you that you were wrong about you reffering him to Elvis Presley? I think it is you who needs to get a life. It's sure is pathetic that you can talk about him having no life while you say this;


Don't belittle my brother or I'll belittle you. I wouldn't say anything if I probably knew you better, but as far as I know you're being a real douche bag.

Defensive much? Taking this to PMs to keep it out of the general area.

You're just a jerk right now. If you really want something to not get out to the general area then you wouldn't have not dissed my brother the way you did. You're just being an ignorant self observe moron. And don't confuse whine with correcting you. Right now I would either like two things from you or just prepare to have yourself a beating of a life time.

1. Edit your posts to a more civilized individual. (ex: Delete you ever said my bro didn't have a life or was pathetic.)

2. Appologize to him and me for your rude behavior.

If you want this to end you would do the right thing instead of 'trying' to be cool and neglect that you have done something wrong.

I would, in all honesty, love to see you try.
Boohoo, he says bad things about my brother. Le pout. He is a big meany weenie.

Right, your brother. His post wasn't remotely funny. At all. "I should be here because I am Elvis" with as sig "I don't really play much". That's like "Everyone who actually bothers leveling a character...what a waste of time. Look at me instead, I am interesting!". I don't know your brother, I don't want to know him and I hope Ill never meet him for he's probably yet another annoying ******** who this world would be better off without.
If he states that he prefers breaching several barriers of privacy over generally doing what cool people do (aka going out, meeting people, having fun) he is not supporting his case of being, as he says, a cool person.

"If you were referring to me, then you're like what 5 years old?" -> A cunning retord. Obviously, knowing a long-dead rockstar is something everyone does at 5. Could you tell him to use "What are you, retired?" instead? It would seem like a much better starting point for trying to get some flame on me.
Btw, how old is your bro? I'd hate to hear him older than me. Bashing little kids is a lot more fun. They actually bother thinking I am serious about this entire shiz. At times, they even cry about it. Hmmm...baby tears.

On to your hilarity that was supposed to be a riposte of my 'horrid insults'.
Problem 1: defending your little brother. Bad plan. It shows me, as the 'bad guy' that your little brother is upset about this and therefore weaker than me when it comes to being able to defend his point.
Problem 2: grammar and spelling. I called, I did not recall (recall would have to be in a historic sense, whereas there was just a little mouthing off.) And it should be because and not becuase. Could you change those for the greater benefit of man?
Problem 3: People with activities throughout the day tend to be busy. Waiting half an hour before getting to raiding a perc is something that annoys me. People logging in and emptying said percs while you are waiting for Raven to commence the attack is even worse. I postphoned going out with friends for that and left after I saw them empty. Logical thought and structured rebuffals. Try combining them.
Problem 4: Try to pull the "nice guy" card too obviously. I mean, people might not have caught on that I am being a d**k.
"I wouldn't say anything if I probably knew you better, but as far as I know you're being a real douche bag."
aka
"I am the good guy here. I don't want people to think am even judging you. I do think you are an arse."

So drop the act and get down to bashing me. I am curious what you will rectally procure to do so.

You seriously got issues. I can't even belive a person like you even exists. O.o I mean you really took the time to write out an essay about this? Man your one in a million I got to give you props for that. Look I'm not even going to bother with this, I do personnally have a life and he has an even better one.
You're the one with a problem here you didn't have to go so far as to saying that. But I just got PMed by a friend and told me that you ain't worth it. And also told me to copy what my lil bro does. (don't respond to it) My bro doesn't even care.. and here I'm being defensive about what some strange unknown guy from the internet says about my little brother. While my brother read what you wrote and could care less... if he wrote something of the similar about you I'm sure you would write 5 pages worth of crap. Don't try to go with the 'whine whine' 'cry baby tears' crap it's not cool, personnally I think you're one of those people who get bullied in real life. Go ahead and pm me back. See if I care. o.o

Well, it would have been nice, you know, someone who would actually try to go through with what he promised to do.
Too bad you seem to suck at reasoning and the english language, I would have loved to see you give me your best shot.

The reason, btw, why I wrote 'an entire essay' (ignorance, my dear, essays have an intro and a conclusion, I prefer to have you call it 'a cultured response') is because I wanted to show you some respect. Stringing a mass of incorrect and not paragraphed sentences is probably the worst turn-off one can find in this kind of discussion.

Of course I would write 5 pages on it, since he would have affected a similar style to mine and therefore would have seemed worth the pauses in my studying, but it wouldn't be crap. See, unlike what you seem to cook up, the things I write down here are slightly thought through. If you just breeze through them and take them at face value, you really lose out on a lot of entertainment. Also, I refuse to remove my statements about your brother. That would be cowardly. PM an admin and have them remove it, if you are so keen on it. I never back down from a challenge and find it a pity you did.

Since you gave a personal opinion, I shall give you one too. I think you are one of the ******** who act all smug about spouting off a rant on the internet without the ability to turn on a spelling checker if his life depended on it. Your lack of e-culture is horrid.

Good day to you, till never.

Don't know if you got my pm or not had a bit of a lagg. But just to make your life better;

You win, I was wrong to be defensive about my brother. I shouldn't have called you a douche bag or anything. I'm very sorry. I have no life and now I will spend the whole day crying as you just said. Of course I got nothing better to do. You on the other hand are a GOD a perfect human, no? I'm sure you're going to tell me you're not perfect or the opposite of what I tell you since that is what perfect people do. They waste oodles of time correcting a person, observes them as if they were a scientist and the person a chemical.

You were right about me every single thing. I'm sure right now you have a smile saying to yourself 'victory; i'm soo witty and smart'.

Well have a nice day. Truly I'm sorry for my rudeness earlier. You're the better person. More mature for one thing I'm sure.

I read threw it quickly, just fyi I'm using my sister's comp which has restriction to download anything. So spell check doesn't work on this and when I click on the IV spell check it wants me to download the spell check program.