Frank Iero: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight. They aren't small creatures. You would just run off like a girl or a boy. What does running like a girl mean anyway?"
Mikey Way: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi."
Gerard Way: "F[x]ck off, it's meese."
"People think that moose are really gentle and goofy but they aren't; they're f[x]cking animals." -Bob Bryar
"It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know?" -Gerard Way
Interviewer: If you could come back after death to "put the wrong things right" what would you most likely need to fix up?
Frank: So if we were to die today?
Interviewer: Yeah in like an hour.
Frank: I don't know.
Gerard: Let's say the whole band died, we'd just get back together and start playing again!
[everyone laughs]
Frank: If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to sh[x]t.
Frank: "Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one."
Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, "I can't believe he did this today."
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.
Q: Do you turn the volume up or down when you hear your music on the radio?
Frank: Way the f[x]ck up.
In 'You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison' the main character is made to do pushups in drag. If you were forced to so something in drag, what would you choose to do?
Gerard: Karate.
[everyone breaks out in laughter]
Frank: I liked the "if you were forced, what would you choose to do."
Gerard: It's like the drag fairy comes by and says "what would you like to do?" Ahhmm yeah, karate.
Frank: Really?
Gerard: No. Really, I would do what I did when I dressed in drag this one time before. I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick.
Frank: He looked like Christina Ricci.
Gerard: You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously... You know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...
Frank: I would date Gerard.
Gerard: HA! I looked hot as a chick.
(Frank starts to climb into casket)
Ray: Are you showing your butt!? No you aren't getting in there! (Pulls Frank out and lets him down)
(Frank tries to climb in again)
Ray: NO!
Gerard: Guys! Don't knock it off!!
Frank: "He's a good kisser too"
Gerard: "A very good kisser"
(Frank and Gerard make kissy faces)
whoa. i had fun there. woohoo.
 Pinkamena Diane · Tue Jul 17, 2007 @ 09:30pm · 0 Comments |
