<center>[Who would ever believe the city where I reside has a memorial for a tree?] </center>
<center>[A tree? Who would do that?] </center>
<center>[The city no doubt... But, it was known to be the oldest tree in the city.] </center>
<center>[And they have a memorial for it?] </center>
<center>[Yes.] </center>
<center>[Why?] </center>
<center>[It's dead...] </center>
<center>[Oh, I see. Continue.] </center>
<center>[Thank you. So, the city has a memorial for this really old tree that died from-] </center>
<center>[Wait. How'd it die?] </center>
<center>[I was getting to that. The tree died because where it stood, a shopping center was to be built.] </center>
<center>[Right where it stood?] </center>
<center>[Yes.] </center>
<center>[Right there?] </center>
<center>[Yes! So the city moved the tree to a different location where it died later. Reason's unknown.] </center>
<center>[Unknown? Well it would be easy to know how a tree died! If it was struck by lightning, then it would have been burnt. If it was on fire, it would have been burnt. If there where termites in it, it would've had holes in it. And, if a house or building was on fire that stood beside it, it would have been burnt!] </center>
<center>[Wha?] </center>
<center>[It- oh nevermind.] </center>
<center>[Alright, tree died for reason's unknown, so-] </center>
<center>[A swallow could've killed it.] </center>
<center>[A what?] </center>
<center>[A swallow. European.] </center>
<center>[We don't live in Europe!] </center>
<center>[It could have been African....] </center>
<center>[We don't live in Africa!] </center>
<center>[Well, what's your point?] </center>
<center>[Just shut up and let me get on with the story.] </center>
<center>[...] </center>
<center>[Ugh. What?] </center>
<center>[I was wondering. Why did the city pay hundreds of dollars to put a fence around the trunk of a tree?] </center>
<center>[So everyone could see the oldest living thing in the city.] </center>
<center>[But it's a tree...] </center>
<center>[I know that. And it's the oldest living tree.] </center>
<center>[But... it's a tree...] </center>
<center>[I know that you idiot! Will you just shut up?! I know it's a tree alright!] </center>
<center>[I don't know what the big deal is I-] </center>
<center>[It's a memorial for a tree that was once alive but now it's not! Don't you get it?] </center>
<center>[Yes... I do.. but it is just a tree.] </center>
<center>[That's it! I give up!] </center>
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