Boredom
“Hey…Johnny.”
“What, Yosaku?”
“I’m bored.”
“Well go steer the ship, then. Zoro’s probably sick of it and he can’t follow a map to save his life anyway.”
“No…Johnny…I’m bored.”
“Huh? …Oh. Ohhhh.”
“So…you wanna…?”
“Well…I mean no, no Zoro is actually awake right now, what if he–”
“Pfft, like he doesn’t know? C’mon.”
“No. Zoro is going to come in because that’s just the kind of luck we have, and…and get your hand off my leg or I swear I am gonna toss you off the goddamned ship, Yosaku.”
“Hehehe.”
“No, Yosaku. Look, one of us should really go take over for Zoro, he’s gonna– mmph– get us lost again and we’ll never find that– nnmg– guy we were looking for and– mnf– we’re not gonna get paid and–”
“Stop talking.”
“Damnit, Yosaku, I just…mm…ARGH. This? This is why we never make any money!”
“Didn’t I tell you to stop talking?”
“I hate you so much right now, man.”
“You keep telling yourself that.”
“Uh. Johnny…Yosaku…what are you…uh. Should I…? I’ll come back later.”
“…goddamnit, Yosaku. I told you. I TOLD YOU!”
“Um. Well, at any rate, he’s not coming back ‘til later…”
“You are a moron, I hate your guts, I’m going to kill you, and, and…and do that again.”
“Heh.”
 rumcandyXIII · Thu Jun 14, 2007 @ 02:42am · 3 Comments |
