• went down to the beach and saw Kiki
    She was, like, all "ehhhh"
    And I was, like, "whatever!"

    Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like,
    "Hey, aren't you that dude?"
    And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

    So later I'm at the pool hall
    And this girl comes up
    And she's, like, "awww"
    And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

    Cuz this is my
    United States of Whatever!
    And this is my
    United States of Whatever!
    And this is my
    United States of Whatever!

    And then it's three A.M.
    And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather
    This dude comes up and he's, like, "hey, punk!"
    I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

    Then I'm throwing dice in the alley
    Officer Leroy comes up and is, like,
    "Hey, I thought I told you..."
    And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

    And then up comes Zafo
    I'm, like, "yo, Zafo. What's up?"
    He's, like, "nothin'"
    And I'm, like, "that's cool."

    Cuz this is my
    United States of Whatever!
    And this is my
    United States of Whatever!