• Would you say that I am MAD? Perhaps... You would not know unless YOU
    were MAD yourself? You could say... I am MAD... but then I would say YOU are mad as well, my friend. WHAT? You say your normal? NOBODY is normal, my friend, NOBODY... we're ALL mad here...
    You would say it though... MAD as a Hatter! AHA! A MAD hatter perhaps? How can a Hatter be mad though- oh dear! I'm rambling again... Oh... Silly Me! Ramble ramble ramble... OH WAIT! I shouldn't be talking to myself! I should be talking to YOU! Do YOU like tea? Or perhaps, Croquet hmmm? I do enjoy tea myself though! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T CARE FOR TEA?! OH! We are going off topic again!! Oh dear... I am frightfully sorry...
    Excuse my manners, I have forgotten to introduce myself! How rude of me! I am a Cat! Not just ANY cat, mind you, but a CHESHIRE cat! Yes, a Cheshire Cat! How odd isn't it? A talking cat? That is quite mad I should think... You would know right? Because your MAD! Don't DENY it! You know its true! We're ALL MAD HERE... I am MAD... YOU are MAD... aha! AHA! AHAHAHAHAA!! HA HA HAA HAA!!! AHAHAHAHhahahha...

    ~Thank You~