When a waitress asks what you want to drink and you say Coke, she asks "What kind?"
"Ya'll" is a word.
You know the difference between a hillbilly, a redneck, and a Southerner.
The one way to be killed in .5 seconds is to talk about somebody's mama or talk bad to somebody's mama.
Krispy Kreme dounuts are the only kind of dounuts you eat.
Fried chicken is a major part of your diet.
When the Goverment started telling people to stock up on duck tape, you were waaaaaaaaaay ahead of them.
You walk into someone's house and people are sitting around smoking what they call "the garden"
You know what a 'dawg' is.
You know people who consider a six pack and a bug zapper quality entertainment.
The last thing you want to do is give another driver the finger... unless your car is armored, your trigger finger is itchy and your AK-47 has a full clip.
It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
You give directions starting with, "Go down Peachtree" and include the phrase, "When you see the Waffle House."
You only drink Coke or Diet Coke - drinking Pepsi is blasphemy.
The 8:00 AM rush hour is from 6:30 to 10:30 AM. The 5:00 PM rush hour is from 3:00 to 7:30 PM. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday afternoon, and lasts through 2:00 AM Saturday.
The falling of one rain drop causes all drivers to immediately forget all traffic rules.
If a single snowflake falls, the city is paralyzed for three days, and it's on all the channels as a news flash every 15 minutes for a month. All the grocery stores will be sold out of milk, bread, bottled water, toilet paper, and beer.
If you are standing on a corner and a MARTA Bus stops, you're expected to get on and go somewhere.
You know you're not allergic to pollen, because if you were - you'd be dead already.
You know where 'Butthead' and 'F*ckhead' are, and it's the same part of town.
You've been in traffic on 85, 75, 20 or 400 (choose one) - wondering if your fuel, your cell-phone battery and your bladder will make it to the next exit, just 1/2 mile ahead.
It's 4:30 pm Sunday, you're stone-cold sober and you've just finished the last left-over hot dog when you realize that in exactly 12 hours you have to get up and go to work - again.
 Stiches17 · Fri Mar 04, 2005 @ 07:04pm · 0 Comments |
