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Naruto was about to land a really hard kick to Sasuke's stomach when all of a sudden he stopped.
"Where is Gaara?" He asked looking around.
Both scanned the grassy field in which they now occupied. All Naruto could see where a bunch of trees, but seeing as Sasuke had better eyesight, he could see a young girl with pink hair being dragged by something. A panda? Oh no, it was just Gaara.
"There!" Sasuke pointed out toward the clearing.
"Why the hell are you dragging Sakura-chan around like a rag doll?" Naruto huffed. He watched as Gaara walked up to them with a huge smirk on his face.
"I was just collecting my prize!" He gloated, winking at Sakura.
"Your prize my a**!" Sakura ground out. 'I'm going to enjoy kicking his a** once I got out of this situation. I swear, someone is out to get me!'
Gaara was walking off again, completely ignoring the two boys now fallowing him. He was going to take his prize home with him, tie her up, and make her play dolls with Kankuro. Or at least something like that. He hadn't really thought it through yet.
"Where are you going?" Sasuke asked suspiciously.
"Home." Was all he said.
"Oh, can we come?" Naruto asked.
"Sure."
"Were not going back to your home in the sand village are we?" Sakura asked but inside she was screming, 'Oh, we better not!'
"No, 'we' are going to our rental house here in Konoha."
"Well, im not."
"Yes, you are!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
No!"
"Yes!"
"I can do this all day you know!" Sakura smiled up at him.
"Well, you know what, I can to!"
"Oh, you did it again! Have a cookie! There in my pouch." Sakura attempted to get the cookies.
"What is with you and cookies?" Gaara growled.
"I'm obsessive compolsive." -incurt big grin here-
Naruto asked Sakura, "Can I have a cookie?"
"No!"
Naruto looked at her with big anime tears. "Please?"
"No!"
"Please?"
"No!"
Many minuets later.
"I'll kill you!" Sakura yelled, getting fed up with Narutos pleas. 'Man, I've been hanging around Gaara to much!'
Then gaara wakes up..........
" OMG! NO!" " to much pink hair........ to much......... wait, do i really look like a panda?"
Random people from WTF land........ " HELL YA!"
another random thingy, making itachi show his real colors behind what every one sees........... o, and orochimaru......
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Wikipedia says:
“Orochimaru had planned to use Itachi as his next host, but Itachi had become too powerful for even Orochimaru to handle, thus why he turned his attention to Sasuke.”
Flashback:
We fin ourselves in a bleak room standing in front of a long table, Akatsuki members sitting at either side of it. Orochimaru sat at the head of the table, fingers laced within each other as he cleared his throat.
“Well, as you all know Itachi was going to be my invincible vessel, unfortunately, after killing a numerous amount of peoples he’s become too powerful, soooo… I decided to take his little brothers body instead!”
A giant screen with Sasuke’s face on it suddenly lit up behind Orochimaru.
“Okay, so here’s the deal,” Orochimaru said in a girly voice, “so were gona attack Konoha when Sasuke’s taking the Chunin and…”
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Wikipedia says:
“When all seemed to be going well the Iwagakure shinobi Kakko used Earth Release: Rock Lodging Destruction and would've crushed Kakashi, if Obito hadn't pushed him away in time. This heroic act buried Obito's right side in a rockslide.”
Flashback:
Kakashi stood next to a dying Obito, crying. (lets pretend now shall we?)
“Obito… buddy… don’t die on me now.”
“Kakashi,” Obito said through coughs of blood, “please… take my sharingan.”
“No, I can’t do that.”
“Hey… it’s alright. I’m fine with dying. At least this way… I can die rockin’.”
And with that, Obito closed his eyes for an eternal sleep. Kakashi threw his hands in the air and screamed.
“Oh Obito… my friend… why did your last words have to be so completely lame! I mean really, with all the time you spent with me I thought you might have learned by now that making a flashy exit is so important.”
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Wikipedia says:
“While Sasuke's flashbacks reveal a somewhat more loving and personable brother, Itachi later implies that this too was all just an act: playing the part of the older brother all to test Sasuke's potential.”
Flashback:
“Foolish little brother, that was all an act, to test your potential.”
“That… was all an act? You played my role model… my older brother for eight years just to test me?”
“Well duh… being a good guy is like… so samurai. And you know how much girls go for the bad guy thing, it’s totally hot. I mean, how do you think I got the attention of that hot old chick Orochimaru?”
“But… Orochimaru is a guy.”
Itachi nudged Sasuke and winked, “Shows what you know. Have you seen how good she looks in a bikini?”
Kabuto then ran up to Itachi and squealed, “You’ve seen Orochimaru-sama in a bikini? No way, is she totally hot?”
The two then started discussing Orochimaru’s many… uh… curves. Ewww…
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Wikipedia says:
“Akatsuki members appear to always work in teams of two.”
Flashback:
Iruka stood in front of the members of the Akatsuki holding a clip board.
“Ahem, okay the team pairings go as followed! Itachi will be with Kisame…”
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“What… I’m stuck with the blue dude?”
“You’re no better pal, ohhh… your nails are nice.”
“Oh, thanks for noticing. I get a manicure everyday at this special spa and…”
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“Hidan and Kakuzu…”
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“Oh perfect, I’m stuck with religion boy.”
“Money grabber!”
“Slaughter lover!”
“Greedy stooge!”
“Murderer of religion!”
“-GASP- Take that back!”
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“Deidara and Sasori…” (I’m leaving Orochimaru out of this one and it’s before Sasori’s death)
“Ah, Master Sasori. The one who thinks art is immortal.”
“Oh shut up. My puppets would take down your clay balls any day.”
“Yea and art is immortal.”
“It is so!”
“Is not!”
“Is so!”
“Is not!”
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“And Zetsu will be working with himself.”
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“Aw great, I’m stuck with the idiot part of my body.”
“Me the idiot? Look who’s talking. We would make the best team out of everyone though.”
“Speak for yourself.”
“I am.”
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Wikipedia says:
“Each Akatsuki member wears a single, unique ring, and no two members wear a ring on the same finger. Each member wears their ring on the same finger as the spot they occupy on the giant statue.” A picture of Itachi’s hand is shown. “Itachi's ring. Also note the purple nail polish.”
Flashback:
Itachi walked into the Akatsuki lounge checking out his nails. He noticed Kisame sitting on the sofa reading a trashy romance novel and walked over to him.
“Hey Kisame, what do you think of this awesome nail polish I got put on at the spa,” Itachi asked showing his hands to his teammate.
“Oh, it is so evil. I like how it goes with your ring and the whole black and red look you’re going on.”
“You really think? I was going to get red and black in a pattern but the purple just looked so much better. Don’t think it’s too clashy?”
“Oh no, I admire your outgoingness. The girls will be lining up.”
“Thanks! So…,” Itachi said pointing to the book in his hands, “how’s the story?”
“Well…”
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Wikipedia says:
“Because of his complex nature and tendency to do good things (healing Hinata at the Chunin exam, offering to heal Sakura after she was injured by a four-tailed Kyubi Naruto), Kabuto has become a very mysterious character. The series has hinted at him having an ulterior motive, which an amused Orochimaru seems to recognize but doesn't seem to mind.”
Flashback:
“Well… it’s almost like there’s two of me. The one who wants to help Orochimaru-sama… and the one who wants to help everyone else. I mean, how am I gona get anywhere if I’m like Zetsu? No body likes a guy that argues with himself, it scares off the chicks.”
Kabuto sighed and looked back to Kakashi, who was wearing a silver mustache and a pair of glasses as a disguise.
“Well,” Kakashi stated looking at his clip board, “it seems you suffer from a dual personality complex. I’m afraid the only thing to do, is kill yourself.”
“Eh,” Kabuto said standing up, “not now. I have to go pick up Orochimaru-sama’s dry cleaning.”
 Amaya Kiyoko · Sat Sep 09, 2006 @ 04:30pm · 0 Comments |
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