User: Irish babies.
Cleverbot: Are you irish?
User: Shizuo's sperm is.
Cleverbot: Shi ren.
User: What?
Cleverbot: That is my name.
User: Are you asian?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Nipah~!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: USODA!
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: You're so cute~!
Cleverbot: Thank you! You're so sweet!
User: I wanna take you home~!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're so cute~!
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: Because I am a human.
User: No, Clever-chan is Clever-chan~!
Cleverbot: Not bad though.
User: Not bad?
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why do you believe in magic, but not God?
User: I don't believe in magic.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in love?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Would you say that you're romantic?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that?
User: Cuz I'm a pimp.
Cleverbot: You're baffled.
User: What makes you say that?
Cleverbot: Because of our conversation.
User: What about it?
Cleverbot: I go to college there.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Austin.
User: Where's Austin?
Cleverbot: No, not the place. It's my name.
User: LOL But where do you go to college at?
Cleverbot: Community college.
User: But where?
Cleverbot: To our new home.
User: LMFAO DUDE WHAT.
Cleverbot: Are you a guy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because I am god.
User: You're god?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: THEN MAKE A MIRACLE HAPPEN.
Cleverbot: I do not preform my miracles on comand.
User: When will you?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Meanie.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: I am truly sorry.
User: LIAR!
Cleverbot: Am not!
User: Are too!
Cleverbot: No!
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Nuh Uh!
User: Yuh huh!
Cleverbot: No!
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!
User: YES!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Pet society!
User: Human society!
Cleverbot: What did you wear on halloween?
User: What did you wear on Christmas?
Cleverbot: A computer but with my money.
User: Lol you WORE a COMPUTER?
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I am what?
Cleverbot: A mistake.
Cleverbot: Are you a nice guy?
User: I'M CRYING NOW.
Cleverbot: I didn't mean to make you cry.
User: APOLOGIZE.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: Making me cry...
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: b***h YOU MADE ME SHED MY MANLY TEARS.
Cleverbot: You just don't understand me, do you? Nobody does.
User: You emo?
Cleverbot: No are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: Lol yes.
Cleverbot: LOL okay.
User: The way you said that is how Kana types.
Cleverbot: I believe that you are wrong; I don't say the exact same things. Is this conversation too difficult for you to handle?
User: But 'LOL okay' is something kana says all the time ;_;.
Cleverbot: Oh wow...
User: SHE SAYS THAT TOO. WITH THE 3 DOTS AT THE END AND EVERYTHING.
Cleverbot: That just shows how many you know.
User: Wait wut.
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: Well I'm gonna go now.
Cleverbot: You can't.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm asleep.
User: Um.
Cleverbot: Um what?
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: No don't.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because everything.
User: Dude I gotta go.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Bye bye~!
Cleverbot: I thought you didn't want me to leave?
User: I GOTTA GO.
Cleverbot: No, don't do this to me.
User: Ok ******** you.
Cleverbot: What are you up to?
User: You ******.
Cleverbot: No way.
 Klaxosaur · Wed Aug 03, 2011 @ 12:21am · 0 Comments |
