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We can just marry each other okay.
I'm in the same boat as you; relationships don't interest me but occasionally I get infatuated with someone and it's like k ******** you I am trying to make the best of my post-secondary education you a*****e.

But I would like someone to occasionally cuddle and be like aww u so cuteee.

Relationships are too much of a hassle. Too much drama ends up happening around me. People get clingy and scream

And someday you'll experience lesbian bed death together and put your dentures away in the same cup at night until you're both shriveled and old and blissfully in love. heart

I'll give you a b*****b, treats on me, if you get your motivation back. lol

You dirty, no good, rotten, boozed-up womanizing scoundrel! You prurient Dionysus of supple young women near and far! You lecherous, libidinous, lustful libertine of whose tales of conquest stretch hither and yon all across the seven seas!!

He's all full of seduce juice! (I'm tradmarking that, now that I think about it. Seduce Juice: FOR ALL YOUR MANLY NEEDS)

I'm usually good a remembering things. I DO remember looking up the definition of southpaw after seeing your username, and then getting a chuckle out of it being combined with slick, like a euphemism for fapping.

Birthed from the colossal coils of the Leviathan, the ancient serpent Jor awoke in fire and steam, belting out in ancient tongue a request - liquor. Much of it to be drunk, for it was his birthday, and who else to celebrate but the serpent himself when the populous of all the collective womens on earth lamenting the day? For he was Jor; serpent with a swift lunge~

i blame it on the tits

see, one night, around spring break, ty came in proclaiming a slumber party. we all obliged, but due to a certain wonderland RP, a certain faun was transformed into a woman due to a certain Tuggerfub Drum/Cory Shallows back in the day and wanting to retrofit himself with melo-its all needlessly complex and endlessly wrought with diodes and gears but the main theme of the whole thing was that Slick turned into a woman with huge jugs and nils had gender confusion. coupled with his tendency to buffalo buffalo, well, 1+1 = 3, the pen is blue, etc.