[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' [X] You have run into a glass/screen door. [] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. [] You have run into a tree/bush. [] You have been called a blonde.
Total: 3
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. [] You just tried to lick your elbow. [] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. [] You just sang them to make sure. [X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. [X] You have choked on your own spit.
Total: 6
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. [X] You type with three fingers or less. [X] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. [X] You have caught yourself drooling
Total: 9
[X] You have fallen asleep in class. [X] Sometimes you just stop thinking. [X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. [] People sometimes shake their heads and walk away from you [X] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
Total: 13
[] You use your fingers to do simple math. [] You have eaten a bug accidentally. [X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. [X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. [X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
Total: 16
[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. [X] You break a lot of things. [] You tilt your head when you're confused. [X] You have fallen out of your chair before. [] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. [X] The word "um" is used frequently. [] You don't know what "um" means. [X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. [] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Total: 20
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4. and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill. 80% XDXDXDXD i fail at life D: (lol, the person before me got a 104% XD)
Sporadic Function · Fri Jan 01, 2010 @ 10:28pm · 0 Comments |