I had so much fun with this! This is just a small piece of what goes on between some friends. We all love Sailor Moon. and my friends loved my Fail Villains. Thus, the Sailor Flops were born!!
Queen Who-Wa-Gold-b***h: 
Tuxedo Speedo: 
Sailor Water Slut: 
Sailor Twitch: 
Sailor Water Slut: Oh GOD! My eyes!!!
Queen Who-Wa-Gold-b***h: Oh its just a little gold. The boys LOVE it. *lewd wink*
Water: Ahhh!!! *flails around*
Queen: its not that MUCH!
Water: *runs around and falls in a ditch*
Queen: *stats tapping her foot* Really now? The Dark Demon clan liked it!
Water: *twitches*
Queen: *throws hands in the air* Ok, I can’t work like this. I want to see your leader. You’re an incompetent t**t. I won little miss universe last week. The judges were blinded by my talent!
--Sailor Twitch enters—
Twitch: That’s what you think Gold b***h!
Queen: *turns around and catches the sun*
Twitch: Whaahaaa! My eyes! *clutches face*
Queen: Its not that much GOLD! Gold Smelting—BURN!
Twitch: *manages to dodge but falls on her a*** You’ll never win b***h! Spazz Chain—TWIST!
Queen: Wha?! *gets tangled in chain* My wings!!
Water: *looks up from the ditch* You have wings on? I can’t see them.
Queen: *breaks chain* I’ll get you for that!
Water: --jumps up from the ditch* Water Love thrust attack!
Queen: *gets splashed* Oh…please…
Water: Wait for it ^.^
Queen: --water starts to burn—
Twitch: Wait for it…
Queen: --gold starts to melt—Nnooooo!!!!!
--Sailor scouts laugh—
Queen: My GOLD! Grrr! *powers up DBZ style*
Sailors: oh boy!
Queen: Gold…Bahn…Hammer…SMASH!!!
Sailor Twitch manages to dodge but Sailor Water is still having a hard time seeing and gets tossed into a building.
Twitch: Water Slut!!! No! My friend, how will I fight without you?!
Queen: Bwhahahaha!!!! –gloatGloatGloat—
--Random appearance of Tuxedo Speedo—
((many “the ******** have you been?! Posts”))
Tuxedo: Your time is almost up. For as the hour glass turns, these are the days of our lives. –pose—
Queen: No! Its Tuxedo Speedo! With his slingshot of death!!
 cherub_Shagami · Tue Oct 06, 2009 @ 06:29am · 0 Comments |
