I found it very funny when I first heard about it from a video on YouTube. I'm not really sure how old the story is, but I'm guessing from one to two years old. So here it is:
Rough Cut: Some kid who i think is on a field trip or something at the Zoo, sees this lonely little panda sitting there in his "Natural Habitat", and notices how sad it seems. So he waits until after the Zoo closes, to sneak into the panda habitat. He walks up to the panda, while it's "sleeping", and puts his arms lovingly around the panda, embracing it. Only to find out that the panda ain't sleeping, it's ready to rip his freaking face off!!
RED FLAG!!!!!
OhMiGod! Listen, this is so messed up. O.K, imagine a panda bear...thinking of it? Now listen to the BEARS name. Panda... BEAR!! Still a BEAR, will still kill you. Now i admit, if you go onto Google, and look up Panda BEAR, you will find cute pictures, but people...
But... this isn't the first time the Panda BEAR, got a tourist. No, turns out that for Ying-Ying the panda, that this is his third tourist, that YEAR. Stop jumping into the Panda habitat! They obviously, DO, NOT, LIKE IT!!
God... people are retarded.
Simone
 tomb raider chick98 · Sun Aug 30, 2009 @ 05:45am · 0 Comments |
