Dear Dr. Sex,
Shorty used to touch my elephant all the time and say how it felt like a Hairy Shoulder. Now that I have been for a Rape with Rocky, they won't Abuse my Red Bloody elephant. Are they scared I have Aids or am a Retard? I've asked 666 times.
OBJECTION
-Battler
Well, Battler, you may be a Retard. Still, I wouldn't worry about it. Try putting some mackerel on it or dressing it to look like a Vibrator. If that doesn't work, try Toes. Evetually Rocky WILL Abuse your elephant.
-Dr. "Beatrice" Sex
 Maria Ushiromiya Uu · Sun Aug 23, 2009 @ 11:25pm · 0 Comments |
