- You might be a *insert quidditch position here* but I think you're a keeper. (Take your pick.) - Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this! - Firenze and I have a lot in common, we both have parts like a horse. - My name isn't Neville, but i do have a longbottom. (I just thought this one was ridiculous which made it funny.) - Did you say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby. - So your the Head Girl of your house, huh? hmm..... - Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot. - Oh, no everything’s cool. I got the Fiendfyre treatment, no more crabbes. - Could I borrow your wand? I need to practice my 'swish and flick.' - Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away. - Yeah girls call me "Aguamenti." Everytime they hear my name, they get wet. - It's a portkey.... once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you ain't never been before. - I solemnly swear I am up to no good... - Want to learn to speak troll? I can get you grunting in no time. - Would you like a butterbeer? It's a portkey. Next thing you know we'll be back at my place. - I don't need the mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire. (similar to a previous line, but better I think.) - I'm like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right i'll open wide for you. (Pretty much a witch's line) - You know...I have been mistaken for a centaur before. (similar to a previous line, and a bit - Did you just cast a spell on me baby? 'cuz I'm feeling an engorgio charm coming on. - I know you're taken, but if I had a time-turner, you'd be mine. (How 'bout that one, huh?) - Is your name "Avada Kedvra"? 'Cause you've got a killer bod. - The sorting hat says you should be in my house...wait ...whats that...it also says you should be in my bed. - Did you use Relashio? 'Cause there's sparks between us. - Did you slip some firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter? - Did you cast Impervio on me? Cause when I'm near you I can't control my body. - Not even Veritaserum could make me express how much I’m truly attracted to you. - If you were a Dementor I would turn criminal just to get your kiss. - Do you want my Elder Wand, because you're looking Deathly Hollow... - You don't have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on.
vailendeathmage · Fri Aug 07, 2009 @ 03:55am · 0 Comments |