- You must be magical because I've fallen under your spell.
- Want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
- You don't need defense against my dark arts.
- Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
- The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.
- I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.
- I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.
- (for the females) Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- If I were a Seeker and you were a Snitch, would you let me catch you?
- I don't have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.
- Are you a bogart? 'Cause I have a fear of hot girls.
- After a romantic night with me, you are going to need a timeturner because you are going to want to experience it again and again.
- Are you speaking parseltongue? 'Cause you're talking to my snake.
- Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.
- They say I'm like the horn of a crumple-horned snorkack. Explosive.
- What's the password to your portrait?
- My heart's splinched without you.
- Yeah, I've got a pretty good batch of polyjuice going, wanna taste?
- I'm goblin. Let me stroke your vault.
- You're like a bottle of Skele-Gro: growing me a bone.
- Why dont i make like Salazar and Slyther inside of you?
- Your name must be Severus Severus 'cause you make my prince full blood.
- Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.
- What flavor are your Bertie Bott's? (???????????????)
- I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
- I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.
- How do I get into your Department of Mysteries?
- Why don't you come tame my dragon?
- Just like the Slytherin common room, how 'bout my snake in your dungeons?
- I don't know a thing about Merlin's pants, but I'd love to get into yours!
- Wanna play with my Sorcerer's Stones?
- You don't have to worry about me, I've been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.
- If you were a basilisk, I wouldnt mind dying just to look into your eyes.
- Are you a dementor? Because you send chills up my spine.
- I'm just like Oliver Wood, baby... I'm a keeper!
 vailendeathmage · Fri Aug 07, 2009 @ 03:52am · 0 Comments |
