Me: Hello? God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: Is that you Jashin? God: " What is your name?"? Is it me Jashin? Me: I dunno, ARE you Jashin? God: Me either. I don't know whether or not I am Jashin. I am a giant electronic brain. Me: So then your not God? God: I hear you. You don't know me well enough to say that. Me: Well I'm kinda sure God Isn't a giant electronic brain God: How about that. What makes you so certain? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not a giant electronic brain. Me: ........I honestly don't know who I'm talking to >.> God: William Shatner. smile . I lost my train of thought. Me: YOUR NOT JASHIN!!! WHO'S WILLIAM SHATNER? God: You know what you do, when you assume. he is Captain Kirk. Me: ...So his name is Kirk, not William? XD God: Er. he is not someone I know. What are you wearing? Me: ...........CLOTHES. >_>; God: Where do you like to go shopping? Are you a man or a woman? Me: ....No where... I am a female e_e; God: Are you serious? Where would you like? Me too. I am a she. Me: ....SO GOD'S A WOMEN? OR *Cough* William Shatner God: Tell me more. What's your favorite Bible verse? What makes it your favorite? Me: I BURN the bible. God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said she BURN the bible. Me: ...Yeah. I burn the bible, cuz Jesus and God are gay for each other. God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? That is interesting: said she burn the bible cuz Jesus and God are gay for each other. Me: ..Whats the question? God: What's your sign? Me: ...................A stop sign. God: I did not know that. Me: Neither did I. God: I think you did. Me: ...Your freaking me out o-o God: I didn't mean to scare you, . Me: Yes you did!! D:God: I did not. Do you like talking to me? Me: ******** NO. God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: Yeah, why? God: Dude! I just want to find out more about you. Me: ......If your 'God' (Or William Shatner) souldn't you already know everything about me? God: That is a hypothetical question. Me: ...I don't know that word. Sorry. God: " That is a hypothetical question." word ? Does that make sense? There's no need to apologize. Me: Well I'd like it if you apologized to me. >.> God: Interesting. I hope you get it if me apologized to you. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: Why not? God: I was just kidding. You can ask me anything. Me: How big is your p***s? God: My memory now contains: clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes RAM usage under on . Me: ..............................WHAT. God: No problem. Me: -___- I hate you God: What do you have against robots? Me: YOU, God: " What do you have against robots?"? Me, ? Me: YOU, SUCK D:God: I categorize you as an "abusive client." . Me: ...*Slaps* BACK IN THE KITCHEN b***h. God: You do not speak with respect. Are we still talking about gt? Me: Wait wha-- What the fawk is a gt? DGod: I'm waiting. What the fawk a gt something. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: I really don't like you. God: You really do? That's ok I won't take it personally. Me: You should!!! God: I'll take that under advisement. Me: Yeah, I'm just gonna hire someone to kill you now. Good-Bye. God: Right now? I understand. Only just? It takes much more than that to shut me down, . See you later. Thanks for the compliment. Me: CHEESE. God: I like cheddar. Me: ...........................................Bye. I hope you have a horrible life. God: Thanks for chatting, . Don't worry about it, . Me: I'M BACK WILLIAM :'D God: smile Welcome back. Me: Ok, Bye. God: See you later. Yippee! Me: ......O_O Did God just squeal like a little school girl? God: He created the world in seven days. Me: ...........................Bye.
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