one day you decided that you would take the new halo vechicle for a drive but you thught you should name it
and every one you talked to thought it was a puma but you thought it was a warthog
eventually the car was called a puma by every one else's vote
one day you were sleeping near a tree when missy appeared and put these pink ribbons in your hair while you slept then took photos and sent them to every one you know with the caption & yes kaboose im a gay robot&
killing the pixie you attempt to use its wings to fly over the world and enjoy the sights when you realize
the wings dont allow you to fly and you plumet to the ground in a wile coyote moment after wards you seem to be stuck in a cartoon and you crawl away to try your next devious plan to catch and eat the road runner
the demon finished making his bow just in time to see you barge through the door in an attempt to kill him
he says& you are too late i have made the perfect weapon to destroy all of humanity&
you respond by saying& we will see about that*insert lame hero remark*&
you two fight for decades when eventually you stab him with a arrow and watch him melt into nothing
you go to take the bow with you to destroy it but it takes over your soul eventually you are arrested for shooting random people in the face with it
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