Max: (has been given Valium for surgery) "I just want you to hold my hand."
Fang: "I am holding your hand."
Max: "Oh. I knew that." (dozes off)
Max: (wakes up slightly) "Do you have a La-Z-Boy somewhere?"
Ella: "Um, no."
Max: "I think I would like a La-Z-Boy. Fang, don't go anywhere."
Fang: "I won't. I'm here."
Max: "Okay. I need you here. Don't leave me."
Fang: "I won't.
Max: "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." (tries to hold out arms to show how much)
Fang: "Oh, jeez."
Max: "What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!"
Fang: "Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me."
Max: (tries to punch him)
Fang: "Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it."
Max: (screams and runs into bathroom)
Fang: "There is one bright side to this."
Max: "Yeah? What's that?" The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they killed us?
Fang: *grins* You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.
Max: My shriek of appalled rage would probably be heard in California, or maybe Hawaii.
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Dr. Martinez: "Fang? Are you - like Max?"
Fang: "Nope. I'm the smart one."
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ter Borcht: "Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?"
Nudge: "You mean, like, besides the wings?"
ter Borcht: "Yes. Besides de vings."
Nudge: "Hmm. Besides de vings. Um... I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!"
ter Borcht: "Hardly a special talent."
Nudge: "Yeah? Let's see you do it."
Gazzy: (imitating ter Borcht) "I vill now eat nine Snickers bars visout barfing."
ter Borcht: "You don't speak much, do you?"
Fang: ...
ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?"
Fang: "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."
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 Mrs Dimitri Belikov · Fri Apr 03, 2009 @ 11:47pm · 0 Comments |
