Which is ALOT.
Lets start with the one my friends will always remember...
Audrey&Emily: OH YEAH I LOVE EDWARD!
Megan&Rainy: THE BEST BOOKS EVERR!!!!
Me: OH MY GOD ITS A FRIKEN BOOK AND I HEARD IT SUCKS.
Audrey: No way. You've never read Twilight??!!
Me: Yeah and I NEVER WANT TO read something so RETARDED!
Megan: Here *Hands me Twilight* Read it and tell us if you think its retarded then.
*In 3rd hour 2 minutes later*
Audrey: Hey Sam can I see that book for a---
Me: SHUT UP IM READING!!!!! D:<
The Halo situation
Me: Johnny why does EVERYONE play this game!? Its SO retarded.
Brother: Sam this is the best game ever. In the history of ever.
ever.
Me: Yeah okay.
Brother: Okay well if you think it sucks so much then you play it.
*Johnny leaves for work*
*8 hours later*
Johnny: SAM ARE YOU STILL PLAYING?!?!?!
Me: SHUT UP! IM TRYING TO DESTROY THE FLOOD!!!! D:<
The coffee situation
Ally: You hate coffee?
Me: Yeah it has a horrible aftertaste....
Ally: *Hands me coffee* Not this stuff.
*Fifteen minutes later*
Me: OMG LETS GO GET MORE! =D
So yeah. I feel like talking about one bus moment
Cause I havnt done this in a LONG TIME.
Me: Imagine if the backstreet boys got back together.
Blake: That would be the ultamit gay fest.
Chris: Oh yeah and they have this giant concert and the curtens are down. They start out singing *In a gay voice* BACKSTREET BOYS, ARE BACK!!!
Then the curtain goes up and there is no one there except one fat guy.
Fat guy: YEAH! I LOVE YOU!
Backstreet boys: Dont we have a restraining order on you?
Fat guy:...no! CALL ME! *Holds up giant sign with his # on it*
Backstret boys: SECURITY!
Fat Guy: NO! I LOVE YOU!! NOOOOOoooooo...
*Chris ends story*
Entire bus: .........................................................................................................................................................................................LOL!! XD XD.
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