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L's Diary: Outside World: Part Two |
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Dear Diary,
I called the House and spoke with Matt, whom has dubbed himself my personal therapist.
That was quite the... "eventful" conversation.
But at least I now have confirmation.
L
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"It's me."
"Why, hello, my liege."
"Put down the game for a couple seconds Matt, it is necessary that I speak to you with your undivided attention."
"Your therapist is busy. Give him a minute, he's about to kick Uhai's nomadic a**."
Matt and his games.
"... Are you done yet?"
"Another coupla min- GAH! Dammit Lyn, I wanted Florina to get the kill! I swear, if this happens again, I'm re-starting this chapter. Or better yet, I'll go play Sacred Stones! Ya know, Erika could always be counted on to not finish the boss, but then what use is that when Tana pwns the Final Boss with her damned Pierce skill as a Wyvern? She's too powerful as a Wyvern Knight. Maybe I should have her be a Pegasus Knight this time around and let Vanessa be the Peg-Turned-Wyvern. But still, Tana is powerful beyond necessary when you train her enough. She's so useful, I forget to train the other flying units sometimes, too. Ya know, sometimes I really think that maybe I should stop using Tana altogether and maybe focus more on Cormag's training. Now HE'S one helluva Wyvern Rider. God, and when he gets the A Support bonus-"
"Matt."
"What?"
"May I speak with you. Is anyone else in the room?"
"I'm pretty sure you're speaking with me right now, L. And no one else is in the office. The House still has the cold. "
"Call me Ryuuzaki. Please."
"Ok then... Ryuuzaki."
"Don't say it like that. That's disrespectful."
"Hah! 'Disrespectful'? Who do you think I am? Near? Mello?"
"... Good point."
"Anyways, you said you wanted to talk?"
"Yes."
"Well, then get to the point. I don't have all day."
"So impatient."
"So oblivious."
"What do you mean?"
"I think I know why you called."
"Oh really?"
"You're going to tell me you love him."
"... Say what?"
"Gah, Ryuuzaki, do I need to spell it out for you? It's because you're hot for that guy you're chained to. Haven't ya figured it out by now? You think he's sexy. You're attracted to him. You like him and you want to smother his body in chocolate and whipped cream and lick and suck it off. You want him to chain you to the bed and screw you so hard you can't wa-"
"MATT!"
"What? I was just telling the truth."
"Hnnn... Ryuuzaki? Are you ok?"
"It's nothing, Raito, go back to sleep, ok?"
"Ooh, was that him? He sounds cute. A voice that would probably make your clothes fall off. Oh, don't give me the exasperated groan! You're a full grown freakin' MAN. Act like one."
"Why did you scream?"
"That's not presently relevant. Just go back to sleep. We have a lot of work to do tomorrow morning."
"... I bet you'd like for him to make you scream."
"Silence, Matt."
"Ryuuzaki, you're sick. You shouldn't be up making phone calls. In fact, you shouldn't be up this late."
"He's right, 'Ryuuzaki'. You are sick."
"Shut up, Matt!!"
"Ooh, great big detective 'Ryuuzaki' told me to shut up! Oh, I'm shaking in my stockings!"
"Ryuuzaki, is this Matt guy harassing you?"
"No, Raito. Everything is fine."
"Haha! If 'fine' means the way you see his body every night when you watch him sleep!"
"Don't mess with me, Mail Jee-"
"H-hey! Don't u-use my name! I'll sh-shut up, I s-swear!"
"There's a good boy... No, Raito, he's just being annoying. Just go to sleep, ok?"
"... Go to sleep so he can watch you for a few more hours."
"I'm hanging up."
-beep-
-Two Hours Later-
The phone rings.
"Matt?"
"Yeah, it's me. Sorry about earlier, I was kind of in my... post-gaming-failure mood."
"Apology accepted."
"Thanks, man... Now about you calling me. What is it you wanted to talk about?"
"What you thought I wanted to talk about. Raito."
"Speaking of, is he asleep again?"
"Yes."
"Oh, good."
"May I continue?"
"Please do."
"Well, under the recent circumstances, I have come to realize that I had not been completely honest with myself regarding the reasons as to why I decided to have Raito hand-cuffed to me 24/7. Of course, the investigation is of the utmost importance, but I feel as though I had sub-conscious ulterior motives. Although he is my partner and first friend outside of the house, I feel as though these feelings I have not the feelings one should experience when with a platonic friend. I am aware that jealousy comes in to nearly any relationship, regardless of whether it is platonic or romantic, I have reason to suspect that I -"
"Just get to the point."
"I have come to the conclusion that I have developed romantic feelings for Raito."
"You pretty much just called me to tell me what I told you two hours ago."
"Just not in such crude terms, but yes. I did."
"... So what are you going to do about it?"
"I don't know."
 minikimii · Thu Aug 21, 2008 @ 02:33am · 0 Comments |
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